[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[yellbug]

i used to follow someone who would reblog this post like 50 times a day and i tried to filter it but because i filtered it using the whole phrase i would see them all anyway but it made the whole post funnier to me so i left it like that and now every time i see this i smile fondly

[miss-hexatrix]

I can't tell you how strange it felt to see a post with this photo attached, bc I also have this post blocked in the exact same way

Though to be fair it's nice to know I'm not alone

[yellbug]

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[library-seraph]

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

[rosieandthemoon]

[achillesinhighheels]

[twothousandeight]

Roland Barthes, The Pleasure of the Text, trans. Richard Miller

[sobcat]

[7dmom]

Some fake things that aren't real are low key really importsnt

[skramztwinkly]

[whiteyoda]

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

[solomonsgarden-deactivated20240]

Interiors of Amazigh households in the town of Ghadames, on the Libyan-Algerian border

[tonighthatimightsee]

baby gays these days are probably asking "am i gay" to chatgpt instead of googling a terrible buzzfeed quiz...... this is the world we live in

[sweet-marie]

guys, if i do kill myself and never published any books or anything please copy all my best tumblr posts and arrange them into a deeply moving stream of consciousness narrative and submit it to the new yorker on my behalf. i feel like i can count on you. don't let my life and posting have been in vain

[mademoiselleclipon]

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[quiet-doll]

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

[offshoreoilrig]

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