THE BEAR (2022-2026) 5.07 | "Caramel"

@theartofmadeline
Three Goblin Art
RMH
noise dept.
Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
NASA
Not today Justin
hello vonnie
$LAYYYTER

ellievsbear

Love Begins
Sade Olutola
todays bird

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Peter Solarz

JVL

#extradirty
will byers stan first human second
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THE BEAR (2022-2026) 5.07 | "Caramel"
#This Is Crazy Btw
I immediatly thought about the table they worked on when I saw Syd enter the room. Carm was cleaning the same exact table, I'm convinced of it. That was the most romantic scene ever.
#The Most Beautiful Romantic Hug I’ve Seen In My Entire Life
I just love this one omg
who am I to not heed to the siren allure of a reverse!au
Mr. Beast is such a fascinating public figure cause he's the only one who's willing to outright say stuff like how his success came at the cost of his joy and human passions but when you look him in the eyes it's clear that he doesn't consider this a bad thing
Actually I'm not sure you can detect any core beliefs or emotions or even the will to live on Mr. Beast's face, but that's exactly the point. He appears completely content with being a brand instead of a human being
I take it back - he believes in, apparently, the Mormon church.
I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day
No no no we can't make this a holiday I beg you
ROXIE.
Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell
😟😳😳😳
#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on??
Good question, also no that won’t help.
shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.
Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.
Me: Oh, good thing I never-
Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening
oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok
If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?
read your bible
thanks!
obsessed
pitch for my new tarot card “The Emoji”
i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them
“man i just woke up where are all these notifs coming fro—“
im always saying this
i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”
The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round
the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good
Things to do with your twin