Why do I have to catch feelings for the person I’m sleeping with???? Why am I like this???
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Why do I have to catch feelings for the person I’m sleeping with???? Why am I like this???
I’m so stupid
What was I thinking
God I’m a wreck
I cannot believe I relapsed
Cis men are the worst.
Not even worth a broken heart.
But god damn I feel hollow.
“Gay pride, bitches,” Firestar meowed.
so a tourist in Italy is fulfilling her lifelong dream of seeing the birth of venus, her fave painting, in person. and while she’s there a Hot Girl strikes up a conversation with her and she loves art and is charming and they talk until the museum closes. they exchange numbers. the next day the birth of Venus painting is stolen, nobody knows who stole it. so anyways, the two girls continue dating and are happy and shit? and on their one year anniversary her girlfriend reveals that she’s an international art thief and she stole the birth of venus after meeting her. tourist girl flips and wants it returned she doesn’t want to just. hoard the art so nobody can see it. so then art thief has to do a reverse heist where she sneaks the painting back into the museum without getting caught
Bear in mind that the Birth of Venus is like 15 feet tall and 30 feet wide…
why would you have to do a reverse heist instead of like thouroughly cleaning it of fingerprints, DNA and other trace evidence and then just quietly dropping it off round the back underneath a tarp and a note attached
because she’s gay and loves drama don’t ever question me again
Maybe I can actually live and be functional.
Maybe one day I can wake up happy and stay that way.
Yo okay I’m a tired bitch but I just completed six weeks of group therapy and I feel kinda steady for like maybe the second time since June 12 when I tried to kill myself.
I’m literally so sick of transphobic jerks in my notifications.
Makeup is genderless
Clothes are genderless
Femininity isn’t the hallmark of being a woman.
I’m a feminine boy.
Die mad about it.
people with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes are so pretty.. fantastic combination…
god i never realised how little people with dark brown hair n eyes get complimented until i made this post and discussed it with one of my friends, you guys dont get appreciated as much as you should and im glad that this small post meant something to you, youre all lovely
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Scott: You mean you’re on top.
Hope: No, I’m a top.
Peter: hi, aunt may? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it’s over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
Tony: what i've always found interesting is things that are about me.
[after the Avengers get back together]
Tony: Stronger and gayer than ever. That’s our motto.
Tony and stephen: Hey kid what you doing?
Peter: Studying...
Stephen: Do you want me to help? Whats your study method?
Peter: Coffee and tears
Stephen: petER NO!
Tony *proud crying*: You really are my son
me at age 13: ugh pet names are so lame lmfao I never wanna be called “baby” gross lol just call me my name thanks
me now: oh my ANGEL!!! my sweetheart my love! 💘😔💕💖😤💓 my honey, my baby! the love of my life!!!! 💝💗😖💞 my dearest!! my beloved, my heart, my cutie pie!!!!! 🤧💘💓
i hope people realize that when i wear my shirt a unbuttoned a little too low it’s not a “i want people to see my cleavage” thing because it’s not that and i don’t even unbutton it low enough for that but it’s me channeling Jeff Goldbum as Dr. Ian Malcolm
this is today’s mood