Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I’ve written in recent memory
Imagine if people wrote all their Les Mis modern aus in the style of Victor Hugo
An excerpt
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Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I’ve written in recent memory
Imagine if people wrote all their Les Mis modern aus in the style of Victor Hugo
An excerpt
op drop your patreon link so i can give you money to write this
i remember seeing a post like “why the fuck do tumblr kids like RATS so much” damn fuck what did rats do to you
apologies i forgot that peasants from the mid 1300s occasionally use this site im sorry for the bubonic plague
really struck a chord with the bubonic plague fandom with this one
The actual piece of human garbage is not only going to Worlds, but he’s gonna be the captain for the US again, so USA hockey is do or die and
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she’s an outdoor girl, married to the king of the underworld — our lady of the underground, persephone!!!!!!!!
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Original text post by @off-white-violin
I had a choice - keep my crown, or protect the North.
One of my all time favorite historical facts is that we have evidence of potters’ wheels that predate wheels used for transport so it’s entirely possible that one day way back in the Copper Age a potter needed to move his potter’s wheel across his hut and was like “…hey, what if we…”
she said what she said!
honestly one of the best things i saw at c2e2 this year
Rural Boys Watch The Apocalypse (rough draft) by Keaton St. James
Lupita Nyong’o on what compelled her to tackle ‘Us’ and the horror genre “My sisters are so mad. They’re like, ‘why would they pay you to scare us all when you’ve been doing it for free all your life?’ I scared my mom last week. I was priming her for the movie.”
thranduil sleeps calmer knowing even if his son married a dwarf at least he married The Supermodel dwarf and singlehandedly crushed the hopes of single dwarves and dwarrowdams everywhere
dudes who accuse films like captain marvel of teaching young girls to hate men have no idea that literally no one and nothing is more effective at making girls hate men than men
this is now my most popular post and i haven’t so far seen a single dumbass attempted rebuttal so i’m feeling pretty good about it tbh