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Han. 28. UK. Christian. Desi Gal (She/Her). Ravenclaw. INFJ. An unwavering affection for things nobody else cares about. (header: @peartarts)

[therideisfarfromover]

An endless list of characters i love (hufflepuff edition) -> Cat Valentine (Victorious)

“What about the guy who first landed on the moon? He said, ‘one small step for man,’ I would’ve just said, ‘Oh my god, I’m on the moon!’“

(gryffindor | ravenclaw | slytherin )

(ID in alt text)

[therideisfarfromover]

I rewatched Life's Still Unfair for the 4th time today (this time with my Dad - who loved it), so here: finally have my additional mitm headcanons post-LSU.

(for my original post-mitm headcanons, see here. Everything that realistically can fit in the gap between the shows is still canon to me)

Stevie and Cynthia are Leah's godparents. They were the only people in Leah's life who knew the truth, and regularly told Malcolm he was crazy for his choices. Malcolm is also Max's godfather because him and Stevie are just bonded like that 5eva

Dewey tried to live by his word and be much kinder to Jamie and Kelly than the older boys were to him, but did also follow through on throwing Jamie under the bus when he needed an out (first time he did it was when Lois caught him with a girl in his room)

All the nicknames the boys had for Kelly growing up just happened to be gender-neutral (Kid, Squirt, Buds) which always made them feel comfortable

Kelly also was the first of the Wilkerson kids to love wearing hand-me-downs

Jamie was on the swim team at school, and worked part-time as a lifeguard at the local pool as a teen. He also played the drums in a band

My previous chef headcanons for Reese still stand, but when he was about to hit 30, he basically panicked about everything being too good to be true and quit his job/blew up his life which led to him getting dumped by his long-term boyfriend (maybe fiancé)

In his 30s, Reese then just did a bunch of random jobs here and there, but never long enough to self-sabotage. During lockdown he dabbled with OnlyFans too (Lois shut that down fast). He also got married again, thinking the Francis x Piama approach might work for him... it didn't.

Dewey's music is mostly art for arts sake, but occasionally he dabbles in scoring for films/tv. Part of the funds of everything he does goes towards supporting special needs education, and also access to the arts for working class kids

The siblings (esp Dewey and Reese) relish in being uncles, and try and make up for the lost time with Leah. For Reese, this looks like helping her ace home ec, maybe by sabotaging her peers, and for Dewey it looks like giving her free concert tickets when he's in town

Tristan connects with the fam immediately, and while Piama wants to resent her for how much easier it was for her, she's just so darn likeable

Leah calls her grandparents to talk to them every day - it's one of Hal & Lois' fave parts of the day (and while he won't admit it, Malcolm kinda loves it too)

Leah also has a group chat with Hubert and Kelly, which is as odd as it sounds

Dewey 100% knew about Professor Dumb-Dumb, but asked for a cut of the income in exchange for silence, and that was just agreed. Jamie also knew but just enjoyed the content and never thought to tell

Lois was true to her word and did get excited about Francis & Piama's baby once she'd shifted some other things off the list, and when she went into labour, Piama found herself asking for Lois there with her

[garrett-graham]

Garrett hates my singing but it's okay because he loves me. Yeah, I do. I love you, Wellsy.

GARRETT GRAHAM and HANNAH WELLS in OFF CAMPUS (SEASON ONE)

[pinkyups]

ANTONIO CIPRIANO AS JOHN LOGAN OFF CAMPUS, 1.01.

[laurens-german]

“Here’s to me, here’s to you. Fuck the rest, we’re Briar U.”

OFF CAMPUS SEASON ONE (2026—)

[olliedollie1204]

okay wait that last post really had me thinking about… sokka who has never once made mai laugh. ever. he tries everything. all of his best jokes, impressions, prop comedy, pretending to make momo talk. she’s never even cracked a smile. and yeah he mostly finds it annoying/ it makes him a little insecure (“suki you think i’m funny right?” “sokka i love you but if you don’t shut the fuck up and go to sleep-”) but as time goes on it turns into more of “oh shit, my best friend’s girlfriend actually hates me”

and this goes on for YEARS until he finally brings it up with zuko, who’s just like “what? of course mai thinks you’re funny” and sokka’s just like “… what” and zuko’s like “yeah everytime you two spend time together she always comes back and tells me every single joke you made, she thinks you’re hilarious” and sokka’s like “… fucking WHAT” and then he’s like “but?? she’s never laughed?? or even smiled?? she just gets this look on her face and she raises an eyebrow-” and zuko’s like “you got her to raise an eyebrow????? dude that’s her version of crying with laughter, in fact as my best friend i actually need you to stop being so funny around my girlfriend bc she might leave me if you don’t”

[khunsamanun]

[danielsarmand]

Malcolm in the Middle: Life's still Unfair 1.03

[winteroroctober]

I NEVER FELT MORE A L I V E

[chuckclayton]

―Annelyse Gelman (insp.)

[momentofmemory]

“even though sometimes, we have to give up the things we want the most.” 

—may parker, spider-man 2 (2004)

get to know me: spider-man + favourite male character; for @seek-rest​

[oh-frederik-what-a-day-its-been]

[headspace-hotel]

Was I the one scrolling this post like "surely this is going to be the last one"

[only-tiktoks]

[redead-red]

[thiscoldheart]

emma and dexter + kisses

ONE DAY (2024)

[silima]

funky little guys

[danielsarmand]

i understand when people say they wished reese would have become a chef but also... 1. it's reese and 2. life is unfair that's the whole point of the show things don't turn out the way we want them sometimes and that's okay too and reese............ his whole thing is like. self-sabotage. he isn't even remotely self-actualized enough to be successful at such a demanding, high-discipline job and one thing he is at least is self-aware like. he knows he isn't. he knows he's the cause of all his woes in a way malcolm, who is similar in that, never quite internalized i think

also he probably was a chef for a time? we don't know which job he fucked up but i am going to assume it was food-related somehow and that he just Fucked Up the way he Fucked Up multiple marriages because he Fucks Up he is the fuck-up brother and i love him for it and he is me he is the middle child who is me fuck-ups deserve rights too

[therideisfarfromover]

my headcanon is that he was a chef and really got his life together in his 20s, but then as he was about to hit 30, he freaked out about everything in his life being too good to be true (his job, his long-term boyfriend etc). In classic Reese fashion, he blew things up before he could get hurt - quit his chef job, went back to impulsive reckless crimes for fun (less violent now though), and got dumped for being too self-destructive. His 30s have been small things here and there and never staying long enough in any one thing to be disappointed, otherwise he starts self-sabotaging. Tried to get married again, but did it quickly this time (it worked for Francis x Piama after all) and that didn't end well

I have more headcanons post revival i will share at some point. My OG post series headcanons are here

[danielsarmand]

Malcolm in the Middle 2.03 Lois's Birthday

[danielsarmand]

Malcolm in the Middle 1.08 Krelboyne Picnic