The Roleplay Memes

All the memes I can find/create for tumblr roleplaying. :) Feel free to submit memes or request them through the askbox.

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Describe yourself in my ask box and I’ll ship you with a character.

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REBLOG IF YOU WANT THE ANGST

SEND ME SOMETHING ANGSTY! ANYTHING! BRING IT ON!

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Send one of the following to my muse - Love Hurts

"I've been cheating on you."

"I thought you loved me?"

"I lied when I said I loved you."

"I never loved you."

"Why would you ever think that I loved you?"

"No. I can't marry you."

"I only pretended you love you so I didn't embarrass you."

"No-one could ever love someone like you."

"I'd rather die than be with you."

"I've moved on. It's time you did too."

"My life has been so much better since we broke up."

"I don't love you. I never did."

"I want you to pack up your things and leave."

"Get out of my life, we're over!"

"Love hurts."

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Send the following to my muse - lying edition

"I don’t get it. Why would you lie about that?"

"I’m sorry, it was all a lie."

"All you ever do is lie to me. I hate you."

"All I ever do is lie to you."

"Everything you said about us, was that a lie too?"

"Were you also lying when you said you loved me?"

"I knew you were lying,  I just didn’t want to believe it."

"If you knew I was lying why didn’t you say so?"

"One lie led to another, I couldn’t help it."

"You’re a liar and I hate you."

"The trust of the innocent is a liar’s most useful tool."

"You were stupid enough to believe it."

“The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that’s also a hypocrite!”

“A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.”

“If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.”

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Send 'I wish you were dead.' for my muse's reaction.

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Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.

Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me.

I just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

Didn't mean to make you cry, if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come, sent shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time.

Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go, gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

I don't wanna die.

I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man.

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

He's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

 No, we will not let you go.

Let him go!

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby.

Just gotta get right outta here.

Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me.

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Text Memes - Send one to my muse

[text]: I'm lost

[text]: Can you come and pick me up?

[text]: I can't find my phone??

[text]: It was good catching up the other day, we should do it again some time?

[text]: I've done something stupid...

[text]: Where are you?

[text]: I love you.

[text]: I miss you.

[text]: Why didn't you come?

[text]: You know that thing you wanted me to do? I kinda forgot to do it...

[text]:  ;)

[text]: What time are you coming over?

[text]: I hate you.

[text]: What are you up to this evening? Maybe we could hang out.

[text]: I'll be over in 5 mins

[text]: fuck off

[text]: k

[text]: I'm pregnant.

[text]: Someone told me something about you today...

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Send the following to my muse - lying edition

"I don't get it. Why would you lie about that?"

"I'm sorry, it was all a lie."

"All you ever do is lie to me. I hate you."

"All I ever do is lie to you."

"Everything you said about us, was that a lie too?"

"Were you also lying when you said you loved me?"

"I knew you were lying,  I just didn't want to believe it."

"If you knew I was lying why didn't you say so?"

"One lie led to another, I couldn't help it."

"You're a liar and I hate you."

"The trust of the innocent is a liar's most useful tool."

"You were stupid enough to believe it."

"The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!"

"A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth."

"If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name."

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Send one of the following to my muse. (first meetings/introductions)

"Oh hi, you must be new here. I'm [name]."

"Were you following me?"

"Sorry, I think I'm lost."

"Are you lost?"

"Excuse me, you dropped this."

"That's my seat."

"Do I know you?"

"Have we met somewhere before?"

"What's your name?"

"What are you doing in my house?"

"Oh I know you! You're [name] right?"

"Oops sorry! I didn't see you there."

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My muse just got rejected by the love of their life, have yours try to comfort them.

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Send one of the following! (Disney Robin Hood edition)

"Fear not, my friends. This will be my greatest performance."

"Rob? That's a naughty word; we never rob! We just simply borrow a bit from those who can afford it."

"Faint hearts never won fair ladies."

"[Name], my darling, I love you more than life itself."

"Robbed! I've been robbed! [Name]! You're never around when I need you! I've been robbed."

"Seize the fat one!"

"This crown gives me a feeling of power! Forgive me a cruel chuckle. Heh-heh-heh. Power..."

" You cowardly cobra! You procrastinating python! You aggravating asp! Ooh, you eel in snake's clothing!"

"Mother always did like [Name] best...."

"To coin a phrase, my dear councilor, rob the poor to feed the rich!"

"They call me a slob, but I do my job."

"You're under arrest for high treason to the crown!"

"Aw, of all the luck. It's only a circus! A peanut operation!"

"Why, you dunce, that's the royal coach!"

"Wait a minute, there's a law against robbing royalty. I'll catch you later."

"Here we go again...."

"Oh, you have made his birthday a wonderful one. How can I ever thank you?"

"I only wish I could do more."

"Soon there'll be happiness [in place name] again, you'll see."

"No no no, but I lose more jewels that way, please sit down."

"You, sir, have taken my seat!"

"[Name], with you around, who needs a court jester?"

"Oh, poppycock! Female bandits? What next...rubbish..."

"A pox on the Phony King of England!"

"Now, just a minute, [Name]! Th-th-th-that's the Poor Box!"

"You thieving scoundrel!"

"Oh, for heaven's sake, son! You're no outlaw! Why, some day you'll be called a great hero!"

" A hero? You hear that, [Name]? We've just been pardoned!"

"That's rich, we haven't even been arrested yet!"

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Send any of the following (Beatles Edition) (Part 1/?)

Help

"Help!"

"I need somebody."

"Help! Not just anybody!"

"You know I need someone."

"When I was younger, so much younger than today, I never needed anybody's help in anyway."

"But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured."

"Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors."

"Help me if you can."

"I'm feeling down."

"And I do appreciate you being round."

"Help me get my feet back on the ground."

"Won't you please, please help me."

"My life has changed in so many ways."

"My independence seems to vanish in the haze."

"Every now and then I feel so insecure."

"I know that I need you like I've never done before."

Revolution

"You say you want a revolution."

"We all want to change the world."

"You tell me that it's evolution."

"When you talk about destruction, don't you know that you can count me out?"

"Don't you know it's gonna be all right?"

"You say you got a real solution."

"We'd all love to see the plan."

"You ask me for a contribution."

"We are doing what we can."

"But if you want money for people with minds that hate, all I can tell you is  brother you have to wait."

"You say you'll change the constitution."

"We all want to change your head."

"You tell me it's the institution."

"You better free your mind instead."

"You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow."

Hello Goodbye

"You say 'yes', I say 'no'."

"You say 'stop', and I say 'go'."

"You say 'goodbye', and I say 'hello'."

"Hello, hello."

"I don't know why you say 'goodbye', I say 'hello'."

"I say 'high', you say 'low'."

"You say 'why', and I say 'I don't know'."

"Goodbye."

"Oh no."

We can work it out

"Try to see it my way."

"Do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on?"

"While you see it your way."

"Run the risk of knowing that our love may soon be gone."

"We can work it out."

"Think of what your saying."

"You can get it wrong and still you think that it's all right."

"Think of what I'm saying."

"We can work it out and get it straight, or say goodnight."

"Life is very short."

"There's no time."

"There's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend."

"I have always thought that it's a crime."

"So I will ask you once again."

"Only time will tell if I am right or if I'm wrong."

"There's a chance that we may fall apart before too long."

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Send any of the following. (New Doctor Who Quotes)

"I choose my friends with great care. Otherwise, I’m stuck with my own company, and you know how that works out."

"Good men don’t need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many."

“The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.”

“You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!”

“[Name], there’s something you’d better understand about me ‘cause it’s important, and one day your life may depend on it."

“When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.”

“When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.”

“The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.”

“Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.”

“Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!”

"I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important”

“Never ignore coincidence. Unless, of course, you’re busy. In which case, always ignore coincidence.”

“There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive… wormhole refractors… You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.”

“This is who I am, right here, right now, all right? All that counts is here and now, and this is me!”

“I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.”

“Everybody knows that everybody dies. But not every day. Not today. Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Some days, nobody dies at all. Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days, when the wind stands fair [and the Doctor comes to call], everybody lives.”

“We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?”

“Letting it get to you. You know what that’s called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now is all that counts.”

“Always take a banana to a party, [Name]: bananas are good!”

“You don’t just give up. You don’t just let things happen. You make a stand! You say no! You have the guts to do what’s right, even when everyone else just runs away.”

“This is one corner… of one country, in one continent, on one planet that’s a corner of a galaxy that’s a corner of a universe that is forever growing and shrinking and creating and destroying and never remaining the same for a single millisecond. And there is so much, so much to see.”

“[Name], before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I.”