Dark Honey

28 / F / Canada / Sextoy Mom

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers

[ultramaddie]

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

[ultramaddie]

every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”

and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative

[edgebug]

[piranya]

[edgebug]

[victusinveritas]

Like this sort of thing? Follow sluttyprimarysource on Threads and think about reading Consider the Fork by Bee Wilson.

[sometimes-petty]

Conversation carried out throughout the shift

[anarchistmemedistro]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[memeclassheroes]

[capnsoapy]

do you think that when those swedes were designing their now-famous shårk they ever dared to dream of how many girls would one day have sex with one

[the-void-blocked-my-calls]

Are people fucking the blahaj

[capnsoapy]

[slack-wise]

[bearie]

[gaytanic-panic]

[fucking-foxgirl]

the wetland fandom is enjoying this one

[burnertracfone]

Marking what belongs to her by evaleen

[importantcatpics]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

[ciborgueamaral]

Cross-legged chair by Luiz Philippe Carneiro de Mendonça spotted at a Street antique market at Rio de Janeiro

[gardenxkisses]

What a cunt, he's like no bitch you're not sitting HERE

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[sirarxen4]

Hmmm.

[toastbutteregg]

[random-jot]

Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.

[meowtalhead]