the carriage held but just ourselves

Practically ancient. United States. This fawn is going to strap a machine gun on its back, spread its wings, and fly.

[lavicomtessedechagny]

[lightspun]

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

"If anyone has any reason why these two should not be wed, please speak now." the baker stands up. he has never met the bride or groom but he must stop this wedding before anyone finds out that the cake is just some couch cushions covered in icing

[therudesea]

Submitted my first novel for publication consideration today. Should hear back in six weeks. I'll be huddled in a corner until then.

[sirachahaha]

[brodeoclown]

#he was probably like 20 in this

[2-fast-2-curious]

The Story of Romeo and Juliet Condensed Into a Single GIF

[femininefreak]

[youreinmydreamsnow]

It’s so fucked up how backwards our education system is structured here in the states.

[stairway-t0-haven-blog]

wish my mom would see these and shut the fuck up.

[tastefullyoffensive]

"My cat frequently acts like she’s a spy whose cover has just been blown." [lexisayok]

[nerdiegirlie]

tip for the holidays: interrupt any family argument with “I will take it! I will take the ring to Mordor. Though I do not know the way”

[clexawrites]

"Cobie Smulders is an extraordinary person. She is a cool ass chick, superfunny, supergenerous, and superhot without obsessing about it. Spending the last season planning our characters’ wedding was true to life for me, because she’s exactly the kind of woman I would want to marry if women weren’t all gross and icky."

[shitpostingvevo]

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

[mvlti-threxded]

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

[lottiethewitch-deactivated20250]

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts

[meme-loving-stuck]

Those posts are honestly so gross and downright creepy, and not at all in a good way! Immunity cat is always here for you.

[halotharfroggies]

This is my new favorite post.

[life-of-a-skinny-boy]

For the past four and a half months, I have had my address out on the internet as an invitation for anyone to send me their blades so they can take a step forward towards getting better.

In those four and a half months, I have received these:

71 blades

4 bobby pins

3 paper clips

2 safety pins

1 needle

1 letter opener

1 lighter

I can’t really say much in response to this, because honestly I don’t think there are words to describe how proud and how humbled I am. 

These people are fighters, and the day they sent those away, it was another step towards winning the war.

Bless you all…Thank you for trusting me <3

NOTE: If you would like to send in your tools, I will accept them and I will attach them to cards and keep them safe just like the ones pictured above. You can send anything you want to:

Elijah K PO Box 1211 Burnsville, MN 55337

[mockeryd-deactivated20201004]

SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!

[metalhearted]

This Guy Narrates People’s Lives Randomly In Public And It’s Hilarious [source]

[ruyuo]

The people that go along with it tho

[sixpenceee]

A secret ballroom lies under this lake, with a statue of Neptune above it. It was built in the late 1800s by Whitaker Wright, a businessman. The roof of the ballroom is paned in translucent glass to let light filter through from the water above. Now owned by entrepreneur Gary Steele, it lies empty. (Source)

[strawberriemars]

TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES

[therudesea]

"Use a foundation two shades lighter than your skin tone to highlight." I don't think one exists...

[therudesea]

The other half are in my fucking bedroom.