I'm not clever. Help.

[sosuperawesome]

Ulysse Salaün on Instagram

[sosuperawesome]

Ulysse Salaün on Instagram

[draconian-rex-deactivated202207]

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[senpatriarch]

Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand

[polararts]

Yeah, okay.

[robotlyra]

I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013

This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone

Lord Licorice though…

Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.

[catbountry]

WHAT

[leonitic-deactivated20190601]

HELLO?????????????

[sweetpotatertatas]

IGNORE MY LAST TWO POSTS

SMSLSKSSKSKSNZKSN

[furbearingbrick]

reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

[catchymemes]

Credit: @pet_foolery

[salted-delights-deactivated2021]

I think I already reblogged this but im gonna do it again because this is a good reminder on how toxic gatekeeping it.

[bowling-with-skulls]

I’m reblogging this for the amount of thought that was put into figuring out the necessary configuration for a mertaur wheelchair.

[shoelace-and-friends]

MMMMM, the LAYERS to this. 

She’s technically a monster too. She might not look it at first glance and seems mostly human, but it isn’t deniable even despite her looks compared to the other monsters. 

But she realizes that she is still not like the rest of the monsters either and may not have entirely the same experiences as them, which is why she feels that she might not belong to or deserve to go to the support group. By sometimes passing as human, she feels she isn’t worthy of the space. 

The sad reality though is even though she’s mostly human in appearance, that tail she has undeniably would still cause her some struggle. Humans are still gonna look at that tail and think she’s a freak. There are probably still accommodations she needs because of the tail that she may still struggle to have access to. Even if it is just the tail, that tail is still enough to other her from humans and cause her problems and discrimination. 

She should get to belong in that support group even if she gets told she’s not monster “enough”. She still shares some of the same struggles as them that are caused by being a monster, and needs support. 

This is an excellent demonstration of the flaws in the concept of passing privilege. Bravo to the artist. 

[skwerlly-squirrel]

NOW I will reblog this.

[cannilyuncanny]

Image description: A comic in seven panels

Panel 1: A wolf man wearing a pale blue polo shirt and dark blue pants faces the viewer. He is saying, “Uh… I’m sorry ma’am, but this is a support group for monsters only.” With his right hand, he gestures to a group of monsters sitting around a table in the background. The monsters are a giant bat, a gorilla, and a dragon. They are facing away from the viewer.

Panel 2: A white woman with blonde hair wearing a pink striped shirt and dark capri pants says with a smile, “Well, actually, I AM a monster.” The wolf man replies, looking skeptically, “… How?”

Panel 3: The woman responds, while looking at the viewer, “Well, you see, my mother was a mermaid and my father was a minotaur.” Above her head, there is a thought cloud depicting a mermaid in a tank holding hands and looking lovingly at a Minotaur who is standing outside of the tank.

Panel 4: The wolf man, still looking dismissive, says, “Riiight. And let me guess: You got the human half from both of them.” The woman responds, “Exactly!” The wolf man says, “Gotcha. Hardy har har.”

Panel 5: The wolf man points and makes a snarling face at the woman, saying, “Ya know, it’s insensitive mockery like this that makes us need these groups in the first place.” The woman holds up her hands defensively, leaning away and looking surprised. She says, “Huh?”

Panel 6: The woman says, “Listen sir, I’m just here to drop off my brother and I’ll be on my way.” She still has a worried expression and gestures to her brother behind her. Her brother has a Minotaur upper half and a fish lower half. He is riding a mobility device. He says, “This guy buggin’ you sis?” while raising an eyebrow.” The wolf man looks astonished.

Panel 7: The woman is shown walking off-panel to the left. She says over her shoulder, “I’ll be back to pick you up at seven.” Since her back is to the viewer, we can now see that she has a tail. Her brother says, “Sounds good, thanks.” The wolf man continues to look astonished.”

End ID

[blindbeta]

Thanks for the image description!

[bifrosted-flakes]

This comic really sums up how I feel as a white passing mixed person

[5typesoftrash]

this comic is how I feel as a white passing mixed person, how I feel as an invisibly disabled person, and how I feel as a queer people with complicated/contradictory labels

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Damn it. I’m supposed to be watching a TV show and now I’m crying.

This is how I feel as a dynamically disabled person.

I’ve never had the words to describe this like the comic described this.

-fae

[carnival-phantasm]

i hate the meme that nook is evil and greedy sm. he canonically donates 90% of the proceeds from his businese to an orphanage.

I…didn’t know that. I was more than willing to defend Tom Nook for his “loan” with 0 interest, no deadline and no pressure or need to pay, but I’m impressed he still makes cash somehow and just donates it, while maintaining his “slimy businessman” reputation like some sort of furry The Boss…

[carnival-phantasm]

[antidotefortheawkward-art]

Thoughts on the gendering of Chinese pronouns

[moved2junkartie-deactivated2020]

thanks my whole school thinks im a furry now because i forgot i had these on oh no

[moved2junkartie-deactivated2020]

OOPS. İ. DİD İT AGAİN

İ have not spoken 2 words to this boy, but god, he thinks im  filthy weeb

cant wait to end up in the same class as him next year,,,,

[moved2junkartie-deactivated2020]

UPDATE: i sent him some memes of a badly turkish translated porn pop up add and i think he blocked me

[moved2junkartie-deactivated2020]

we get along now! :D

[moved2junkartie-deactivated2020]

:0 :O

oh wow and do think i was terrified of this lad not even a few months ago.

[junkartie]

Oh yeah while we are talking about my boyfriend who i love and adore, here are the posts i made about him before we even started dating :’D the whole thing takes place within the span of a year or two

[todaysbird]

DIRECT ACTION

[deactivated-355224788-deactivat]

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

[todaysbird]

are you...talking to the cockatoo

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

next fucking level

[sugarplumfuckwit]

I’m starting to think furries are the fastest growing sector of the American economy

[thetrashiestoftrash]

From his Twitter:

[brain-confetti]

All I wanted was cool robots. But this is the future we got instead.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

this man is leveraging his presence in a niche community to advertise his tax services and you're sat here with your thumb up your ass thinking this precludes advanced robotics somehow. we should all someday be so lucky as Tax Badger

[copperbadge]

“My doors are only closed to wall street” Tax Badger just went from cool dude to legend.   

[Description: Top image, a profile page for Tax Badger, a self-described “Tax business for furries!” with a drawing of a badger dressed in a suit and looking very professional. Second image, from his twitter, someone in DMs asking “I know you do taxes for furries but do you do taxes for non-furry, furry-friendly NSFW content creators?” Tax Badger replies “Of course! Furries are my target client, but my doors are only closed to wall street.”]

[elissespieces]

I hope people realize how awesome this is.

NSFW artists are both highly in demand and highly ostracized, sometimes by the very same people who patron their work. They’ll have a few who genuinely support them up, but if hard issues hit, like say, an audit (TAXES), can you imagine a smut or hentai artist taking all of their paperwork and numbers to the local H&R? Sitting down and explaining their business expenses- some of which might include porn conventions, or printing and distributing 18+ adult content on their own dime. That sounds doable, right?

The JUDGEMENT ALONE would be exhausting, constantly defending yourself and your work when it’s actually in high demand, and that’s assuming you can even find someone willing to help. Any bullshit excuse could send you out the door.

Do not, EVER, turn your nose up at a professional offering their services to a niche group of people. Because one day, you may find yourself in a niche, suddenly in need of a pro hookup- for something that the average career person can get out of a quick google search (I totally had to delete the words ‘phone book’), but find nothing but slim pickings for your market.

[tonyalmeida]

[literaphobe]

ok but im actually angry that??? this is happening???? montero is NUMBER ONE p much everywhere but it’s getting. fucking taken down. this isn’t fair i swear to god

[bottomvalerius]

He didn’t just make this up out of no where; he’s responding to fans tweeting him saying they cannot access it.

I’m not saying to panic, but to imply he’s lying for streams is uncalled for. This so far seems to be a region based occurrence, and I think it’s fair to assume/prep for something happening in the U.S (though things get blocked outside the U.S all the time); it seems like Nas wasn’t involved in any discussions around it getting removed, so he’s just playing it safe lmao If you are outside the U.S, I would try screen recording the song if you like bopping to it✨

[deanwasalwaysbi]

best part

[funnypages]

I can’t tell if this aged like wine or like milk.

Betty #46

[mysouliscoffee]

[yourmomlikesstarwars]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

[isakeijzer-deactivated20240528]

Captain Marvel (2019) | WandaVision 1x07 (2021)

[agentcarters]

CAROL & STEVE, part ii (part i).