Confessions of a Twenty Something

Sarah. 21. I Doctor Who, Star Trek, Jane Austen, and many other very nerdy things. I obsess over words more than I ought, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[tlirsgender]

The stages of hunger while nd are

Hm I'm hungry

Forgets about it

Everything Is Bad. I'm gonna attack someone. Shut up. Die

Hm I'm hungry

[Eats something] oh shit I'm cured

Multiple times every day

[tlirsgender]

"How do you forget you're hungry" I'm just that powerful. My mind will omit anything including things I'm currently experiencing

[buzzfeed]

whyyyyyy

[amarshmallownamedo]

Wasn’t this the toy that scared a kid real bad so they ran away screaming only since it follows sound it just chased this poor screaming kid all over the place?

[adulthoodisokay]

yep that’s the one

[weirdbuzzfeed]

[ginazmemeoir]

yup this is def invented by someone who hates grown ups

[fierreth-who]

@junkiejosten10

[a-book-of-creatures]

Going to write and format ABC as a tabloid newspaper from now on

FEELING HORNY - the TRUTH about UNICORNS and VIRGINS

BONNACON HEAVY FARTILLERY

SHOCK AND HORROR AS APEP NEARLY EATS SUN (”That was close” - a priest of Ra, yesterday)

CALADRIUS IS QUACK, SAYS DOC

AGROPELTER? I HARDLY KNOW ER

[abominationimperatrix]

I would not be against this.

[thecreaturecodex]

Not Buzzfeed listicles?

Seven Venomous Snakes You Want to Avoid in Libya

This Woman Tore Off Her Skin… You Won’t Believe What Happened Next

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[modern-politics111]

[spooky-dice]

There’s only five types of tumblr DnD content:

TAZ/Critical Role/insert actual play fandom here

Pretty dice (must eat)

Actual DnD campaign advice

Tired™️ DM memes

Monster fucking.

[inverted-typo]

Fantasizing about a life without knives for hands 😢

[writing-prompt-s]

You were born of a sacrilegious union. Your green dragon mom never figured the knight she seduced while masquerading as a noblewoman was a silver dragon in disguise. You’d no idea either, born a human orphan. When your dragon blood awoke, so did the dangers which all your heritage entails.

[worddevourer]

“I was born half dragon.”

“Oh shit, what’s the other half?”

“Different dragon.

[seaoflove]

reading vincent van goghs letters and he keeps repeating the same thing.. that i may be of use in the world. he repeats it over and over, in questions, in musings, in desperation. how can i be of use in the world? (the most precious question!) how can i be of use in the world? (how can anyone?) reminds me of that mary oliver quote: to pay attention, this is our endless and proper work. if i were any more insightful i could say something profound here, but i think if we keep focused attention on the question, we may find a way to be of some good. like rilke meant. by loving the questions themselves, we may one day stumble upon the answer.

[ayeforscotland]

This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.

[thelazyaesthetic]

Dude, you can’t just post this without showing what that guy casually described as “a plate of fish and chips”

[scope-dogg]

How much of a twat do you have to be to have fish and chips that looks like this

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[karakats]

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

[peachbread]

[memewhore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[buggyeyes]

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

I love that there is no trace of fear or "oh crap" in his eyes as the door opens

[babyanimalgifs]

This cute platypus 

(via)

[big-ass-magnet]

I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.

[bogleech]

The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out

[parkchanwoohoo]

Platypus 🤝 Charles II, last Habsburg ruler of the Spanish empire