j o r d a n

jordan. 27. sociology tends to be my thing. infp. pro-choice. body positive. fat. feminist. empath. basic witch. so much more.

[brownsuga-bae-deactivated201911]

Being body positive is a daily journey.

Some days I feel like a whole snack

Others I feel like I ate all the snacks

But growth is knowing regardless of how I feel

[botanyshitposts]

one of the things i think is really overlooked about youtube is the incredible plasticity of the niche things u can learn about on it. yea netflix/cable can give me all 4 seasons of arrested development but can they give me a 13 minute 29 second video on the rise and fall of the beanie baby market manufactured by its morally corrupt corporate overlord and then shower me with videos on related subjects below??? for free, none the less?? i think not 

[botanyshitposts]

new game reblog this post with whatever youtube rabbit hole youre down right now. im learning about obscure corporate scandals 

[thesaltiestpuddle]

I've been watching We Happy Few and learning about weird game theories

[toney-starks]

#TheDorkiestDad  

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[final-cuts]

[thisiseverydayracism]

Time to boycott the New York Times. Cancel your subscriptions.

[buzzfeed]

This Guy Met His Groomsman IRL For The First Time On His Wedding Day After 15 Years Of Playing Xbox Together

[thesaltiestpuddle]

Ok I forgot how much of a garbage website this is why did I come back just for some damn poetry

[thesaltiestpuddle]

Visit Original Link

Idk just some post breakup poetry I wrote Its titled How Do I Forget You

[satanstrousers]

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

[quickweaves]

and here i was thinking about sucking dick for free

[nurse-x-ramblings]

[softheartedsuggestion]

you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

[aledethanlast]

I don’t think this photo needs any further explanation

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[purplebuddhaproject]

The universe has a body and soul and evolves through cosmic time. As microcosms of stardust, we do the same.

Deepak Chopra  (via seraphs-embrace)

[onlytwitterpics]

[daily-meme]

Dis Thing Mine Now.