TheSapphicClown

17 London 🌈🌈🌈 I want a fucking gf

[femaleheroes]

Now we know why Melissa did that when Katie said she didn’t dance 😂

[thesapphicclown]

When college is stressful af so u just waste money on pokemon drinks...i only brought these an hour ago and ive drunk 2 already..

[thesapphicclown]

My favourite lesbian is.....Harry Styles

[lilyrecovers-blog]

an ode to the boys who have loved me

i wanted to write you a poem

i just couldn’t think what to say.

i’m just gonna say it straight out

i am so fucking sorry i’m gay.

[thesapphicclown]

Yh so no boys have loved me...

[bisous-ensoleilles]

I like my coffee like i like my men

I dont like coffee

[thesapphicclown]

I thought i'd made that obvious by now...

[xx-wheredoyouwanttosit-xx-deact]

Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.

[invisible-goats]

Condoms. I am the safe sex dragon

[20furiousbluebirds]

Mirrors! I’m either a very vain dragon, a very fabulous dragon, or both.

[scholarsscribbles]

A pile of coppers and small change. I’m a dragon who likes to show off their wealth in the most elaborate and redundant way possible. Or it’s a fashion choice and matches my scales. Or both. 

[stripeysocksarecool]

knitting! I can haz jumpers?

[20furiousbluebirds]

We now have the four main villains of a really weird and slightly undramatic D&D campaign. I can just imagine the faces of the bored and annoyed adventurers walking away with their new hordes…

[thegmsighs]

angle-poise lamps… it will be a very well lit cavern

[theinvulnerabletide]

Pillows! I would have the comfiest hoard. 

[theseulehurricane]

Books! I see no difference between being human or dragon…

[antelope-almonds]

Chapstick!! I’d be a dragon with very mosit lips lol

[your-friendly-neighborhood-ace]

Toilet paper. Id be a dragon who only ever leaves the bathroom (I mean “my hoard”) to get more toilet paper

[thatlgbtpride]

Dogs! I’d be the dragon who hoards…dogs. Y’all can go home, im the best dragon.

[thesapphicclown]

Im the air conditioning dragon...pretty cool since im good at cooling people down😏

[thesapphicclown]

Ok but can someone tell me where all the hot girls in london are? Like make yourself known, just slide into my DMs and just you know....do what gay do.

#lesbian #lgbt #gay #gaygirl #single #london #straightasacircle #sapphic

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[thesapphicclown]

Much gayeth.

[thesapphicclown]

SO...apparently im really fucking gay...and I want a gf....the single life aint working dude.