Shhh...I'm Dancing.

Living it up since birth.

[everythingfox]

[shockyky]

guys we watched this in science class today

just watch it you won’t regret it

[american-crhapsody]

OMFG THAT WENT SO MANY PLACES THAT I NEVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED

[tastefullyoffensive]

Cats invented social distancing

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[ashotasfireandasdeepastheocean]

…❤😂 everbody likes it…

[lurker-no-more]

Well, he got told lmao.

[maneth985]

Bitch, who told you you could stop petting me??

[worshipgifs]

[memescomedy]

[dragonfurs]

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

[powerburial]

would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz

things to remember:

nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad

because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

[margbarcis]

Posts That Changed The World

[bluebandedagate]

Ok, so I can’t claim to have fought a jock who listens to jazz (I have fought a track kid who listens to trap and country tho) but I HAVE fought a buff nerd. The secret is to take him by surprise. Nerds have a lot of experience with tactic games such as D&D, so he knows how to leverage his strength against you. 9 times out of 10 when I’ve fought a buff nerd I lost - the moment he gets his hands around your wrists or his weight on top of you, it’s over. BUT! When I won, it was always by doing something unpredictable. My most decisive victory was made by making it look like I was backing off/gonna run away, then bull-rushing him and tackling him to the ground, using my own weight to pin him so he couldn’t get up. So there’s half the equation! 

[powerburial]

dude youre literally the jazz jock

[frankpunisher]

im screaming into my pillow

[frankpunisher]

YALL

[rishkarn]

You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But that’s not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose the fight response. I want to see a character turn around to see the killer right there, scream in terror, and start punching them in the face repeatedly.

[blogging-phelddagrif]

[purified-zone]

[kamikaze-kumquat]

I want to be like that. I want to just reflexively destroy that what frightens me.

[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

[le-sad-demiurge]

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

[xxxtictacion]

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

[sonypraystation]

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

[stridward]

My salary is so shitty 😒

[squidyword]

have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendy’s?

[squidyword]

OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD

[thesarcasticb]

y’all wanna know what irks me? When you are wearing a hat and someone thinks it’s just sooooo funny to rip it off your head and play the keep away game with it. It’s like there’s a reason i’m wearing a hat! Usually if I have a hat on my head it’s because i’m trying to hide my crazy hair which you just made even crazier by forcing it off my head.

[teathattast]

the hunger

[devenka]

why would he eat like that

[teathattast]

the hunger

[hayley566]

The cronch goblin

[thottielamottie]

me at the craquer barrél when they bring my mac and cheese out

[theblehthatbloos]

Same

[shewillfeatdrake]

are there any medium rappers? they’re always big or lil 

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

people who aggressively hate cats are weird

[tattooedheartarchive]

people who hate cats are who u should look out for. they hate cats because cats will not be controlled by a human and that fact upsets so many people.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[kittehkats]

I have a theory that many cat haters have done something evil or cruel to a cat in the past, possibly as children, and found out the hard way why cats have claws.

Cats, for the most part, give what they get, and behind most cats with anger issues, there’s a person tormenting it.

[heywriters]

Remembering still my classmate who told the class how she thought her life was fine untill she realized her cat hid under the furniture every time her boyfriend came home from work. Up til then she’d been ignoring the abuse to herself.

Remembering too my mother telling me about the time one of her kittens got hurt and yelped in pain, so mama cat responded by crossing the room to attack my uncle. He hadn’t done anything to the kitten, but knowing him she just assumed he had and also knowing him my mom ran to protect her from him.

Dogs can do all this too, but their reaction is usually submission. If they are aggressive it’s written off or even encouraged since we train and breed dogs to be aggressive. Cats just come across as vicious for no reason because overall we expect them to be cuddly lap kitties who won’t fight back. When these perceptions are challenged, instead of thinking “wow, movies sure lied to me” we think “wow, the whole species must be that way.”

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Magical encounter while free falling.

[baconmancr]

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.