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guys we watched this in science class today
just watch it you wonât regret it
OMFG THAT WENT SO MANY PLACES THAT I NEVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED
Cats invented social distancing
âŚâ¤đ everbody likes itâŚ
Well, he got told lmao.
Bitch, who told you you could stop petting me??
*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,
would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz
things to remember:
nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
because of the jockâs exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable
Posts That Changed The World
Ok, so I canât claim to have fought a jock who listens to jazz (I have fought a track kid who listens to trap and country tho) but I HAVE fought a buff nerd. The secret is to take him by surprise. Nerds have a lot of experience with tactic games such as D&D, so he knows how to leverage his strength against you. 9 times out of 10 when Iâve fought a buff nerd I lost - the moment he gets his hands around your wrists or his weight on top of you, itâs over. BUT! When I won, it was always by doing something unpredictable. My most decisive victory was made by making it look like I was backing off/gonna run away, then bull-rushing him and tackling him to the ground, using my own weight to pin him so he couldnât get up. So thereâs half the equation!Â
dude youre literally the jazz jock
im screaming into my pillow
YALL
You know, in a horror movie, everyone always responds with a flight response when they see the monster. But thatâs not the only thing that happens when people get scared. I want to see someone choose the fight response. I want to see a character turn around to see the killer right there, scream in terror, and start punching them in the face repeatedly.
I want to be like that. I want to just reflexively destroy that what frightens me.
Thereâs no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
âFor the last time son, I wont talk to you.â
âim sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to meâ
âIâm afraid I canât hire you, I cannot speak to you.â
âI would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isnât ready yetâ
âmy new born baby just said itâs first word but Iâm not trying to hear thatâÂ
âhello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-â
âi dunnoo kidâŚ.you sound just a little young andâŚ.idkâŚ. im not really feelin too comfortable with thisâ *hangs up*
My salary is so shitty đ
have you tried the bbq ranch chicken salad from Wendyâs?
OMG I THOUGHT THAT SAID SALAD
yâall wanna know what irks me? When you are wearing a hat and someone thinks itâs just sooooo funny to rip it off your head and play the keep away game with it. Itâs like thereâs a reason iâm wearing a hat! Usually if I have a hat on my head itâs because iâm trying to hide my crazy hair which you just made even crazier by forcing it off my head.
the hunger
why would he eat like that
the hunger
The cronch goblin
me at the craquer barrĂŠl when they bring my mac and cheese out
Same
are there any medium rappers? theyâre always big or lilÂ
people who aggressively hate cats are weird
people who hate cats are who u should look out for. they hate cats because cats will not be controlled by a human and that fact upsets so many people.
I have a theory that many cat haters have done something evil or cruel to a cat in the past, possibly as children, and found out the hard way why cats have claws.
Cats, for the most part, give what they get, and behind most cats with anger issues, thereâs a person tormenting it.
Remembering still my classmate who told the class how she thought her life was fine untill she realized her cat hid under the furniture every time her boyfriend came home from work. Up til then sheâd been ignoring the abuse to herself.
Remembering too my mother telling me about the time one of her kittens got hurt and yelped in pain, so mama cat responded by crossing the room to attack my uncle. He hadnât done anything to the kitten, but knowing him she just assumed he had and also knowing him my mom ran to protect her from him.
Dogs can do all this too, but their reaction is usually submission. If they are aggressive itâs written off or even encouraged since we train and breed dogs to be aggressive. Cats just come across as vicious for no reason because overall we expect them to be cuddly lap kitties who wonât fight back. When these perceptions are challenged, instead of thinking âwow, movies sure lied to meâ we think âwow, the whole species must be that way.â
Magical encounter while free falling.
Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And itâs a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.
âHuh, thatâs weirdâ you think to yourself.
You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.
But youâre a busy bird, youâve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.