Depressional Professional

[holdtightposts]

YEEEEEESSSSS. Just announced at D23.

Please, PLEASE, please get this in there somehow.

And please keep this dynamic going.

[grungegoths]

Nobody :

Male poets : 

𝙨𝙝𝙚    𝙬𝙖𝙨    𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙙

But in a SEXY way

HER DAMAGE WAS MADE UP OF CIGARETTE SMOKE, 3AM POETRY AND BIG FUCKING TITS

I miss her petite body mind

[milesgmorales-archive]

So what’s up, you can dodge bullets but not bananas?

[ad-mira-tion]

i was checking out who was on my blog and

whY

ARE YOU

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN 

[ad-mira-tion]

i have been informed that this is  hawaii 

[lightspeedsound]

This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful

[pasteandgo]

[nintooner]

this guy understands what pokémon is all about

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[ourravenboys]

the umbrella academy quotes + wallpapers

(insp)

[circuitrin]

happy pride month! i made some lgbt flag inspired wallpapers ✨ they’re free for personal use! 💖🏳️‍🌈

[circuitrin]

these designs are now available as phone cases on inprnt! please check them out here!

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[fmelku]

[fivesuns]

[waldangerous]

[effervescentbi]

#not this time bitch

[trappedstarchild]

Why don’t we talk about how differently they run

[raina16]

They’ve actually talked about that(not specifically about T'Challa and Steve), that Chris Evans has to do most if not all his own running scenes because they say his running form is really hard to replicate for a stunt double but it’s one of the things that sets Cap apart, Chris Evans particular type of physicality, and actually helps convey the “superness” I suppose of the super soldier thing.

[wahbegan]

Chris Evans had to do his own stunts because he runs like a weird idiot robot

[taraljc]

The Cap we deserve

[platypusisnotonfire]

If I remember my biomechanics correctly, he has basically perfect running form. If you track his head movement there is ZERO up and down motion, meaning his entire energy is going to forward motion, making it 100% efficient.

Like, this is “good” vs “bad” technique:

There is still some waviness to that green line.

Chris Evans just has like….none.

[rohirric-hunter]

Actually Chris Evans runs that way because he did ballet as a child. Most of the jumping kicks he does as Cap are based off of ballet form, as well as the way he runs and his massive upper body strength.

Ballet is a martial art they just don’t want you to know it.

[hettolandija]

He also runs with no forward lean which does not affect speed, but it’s rare

[wadey-wilson]

[pokemonshields-deactivated20191]

[bonzai-bunny]

i want to see the avengers play cards against humanity and i want to see them all slowly realizing that steve has the most fucked up sense of humor out of all of them

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: Steve. Steve it’s been 2 hours. Steve please stop laughing.

Steve:

Tony, crying: Steve please what the Fuck does your card say

Steve’s cards:

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony, going into cardiac arrest: STEVE WHAT T HE F UCK D O YOUR CARDS SAY STEVE P L EA SE

Steve:

[azyin]

im horny but like horny to cuddle

[alolanfloatzel]

you’re lonely

[stone-elm]

[gahdamnpunk]

What legs.?