I have been sneezing ALL. DAY. I’ve almost averaged one fit like this per hour 🤧😵💫🌾🌳 <- not accurate representations of what’s making me sneeze right now but CLOSE ENOUGH 😩🤭

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I have been sneezing ALL. DAY. I’ve almost averaged one fit like this per hour 🤧😵💫🌾🌳 <- not accurate representations of what’s making me sneeze right now but CLOSE ENOUGH 😩🤭
hello and welcome to a completely unscientific shitpost featuring a selected list of what I am deeming to be:
extremely snzfucker-coded plant species
aka plants from around the world that are either onto us (or one of us)
please do not reblog to non-snz blogs // Minors DNI (18+ blog)
Hi, I'm Leni and you may remember me from the post I wrote titled the snzfucker's guide to the snziest plants. I'm a plant ecologist and snzfucker (and generally just a huge nerd) and while this post will be based in facts, I'm about to be deeply unserious and mildly chaotic, so please enjoy. Or scroll on by if that's not your thing.
In this post you'll be introduced to: Longleaf Pine (used to treat colds AND fight allergies - she's doing the most) Pampas Grass (the feather duster of the plant kingdom with a kinky backstory) Q-tip Tree (you'll understand why when you see it, I promise) Handkerchief Tree (yes, that's the actual common name) California Tree Poppy (aka the used Kleenex flower)
Let's dive in!
I have been sneezing ALL. DAY. I’ve almost averaged one fit like this per hour 🤧😵💫🌾🌳 <- not accurate representations of what’s making me sneeze right now but CLOSE ENOUGH 😩🤭
Friday’s are for 🤧, obviously…
Me, all day. 🤒🤧
Me, all day. 🤒🤧
I’ve been feeling a little rundown lately and I think it’s starting to catch up to me. Endlessly thankful for @closetsnzbian using her stern voice and telling me to take a day off. Woke up sounding like this today and looking forward to going right back to sleep. 🥱🤧
daydreaming about a female plague demon (who obviously has the kink, duh) chuckling as she holds down a victim and kiss them on the nose, and the victim immediately starts hitching as they feel the magical infection spreading across their sinuses.
…so, I swap out my bedding weekly and this has never happened before… something about pulling the comforter off the bed last night clearly kicked up something in my bedroom… 😵💫🤧
So, fun fact, this is actually the second part of this 🤧 fit from January. I had kept it private because the tiny-sneeze-immediately-followed-by-loud-uncontrollable-sneeze pairing between 00:47-01:14 has always felt particularly… well, it’s a bit *much* for me. It doesn’t happen often but, when it does, it almost feels indecent (???) because I don’t typically lose control of myself that way so I feel super exposed and a bit self-conscious about sharing it 😅🫣
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So, fun fact, this is actually the second part of this 🤧 fit from January. I had kept it private because the tiny-sneeze-immediately-followed-by-loud-uncontrollable-sneeze pairing between 00:47-01:14 has always felt particularly… well, it’s a bit *much* for me. It doesn’t happen often but, when it does, it almost feels indecent (???) because I don’t typically lose control of myself that way so I feel super exposed and a bit self-conscious about sharing it 😅🫣
A couple months ago I had a weekend to myself and did a bunch of recording for a.....project I was working on for my beloved @thesecrowdedstreets (go listen to her, people - she's incredible <- click that link, trust me 🤩😍) and I completely forgot until I saw this reblog from her that I did an entire set of recordings of just stifles. she says these stifles should be heard, so here they are. I think we have all the flavors of stifle covered here - these are chronological as they were recorded over two days. starts out on the quieter side, ends much more forcefully as I was pretty much at the end of my usefulness inducing-wise by the end of the weekend and it took some effort to get those last ones across the finish line. Minors DNI; please do not repost to non-snz blogs (remember: if you are a non-snz blog, I will most likely block you - it's nothing personal, I promise)
Did anyone else grow up traumatized by family game night because of this cursed af board game?
You roll the dice by pulling on the rubber nose (oh yeah, his name is Mr. Nose by the way 🙃) -- in fact, what does the back of the box say? "He's so much fun to play with that you'll want to pull his nose over and over again."
and oh! btw!! your player piece is a fucking nose.
The goal is to be the first player to get your nose to the top level of the board game to complete the face, but wait -- what happens when you land on the colored squares on the board?
...YEAH! YOU READ THAT RIGHT!!!! SNEEZE: send your opponent back to the start 🫠
in conclusion: get fucked, Mr. Nose
I wasn’t planning on sharing this much of my voice (not that it’s much let’s be real) on snzblr ever, but this was one of the few times I was actually able to somewhat successfully talk during a fit without losing the snzes along the way (I think because I was equally distracted by trying not to die in game 😅)
I recorded this last year during a particularly 🤧-y week in September. Listening back to it now though really makes me want to try inducing while gaming 👀
I wasn’t planning on sharing this much of my voice (not that it’s much let’s be real) on snzblr ever, but this was one of the few times I was actually able to somewhat successfully talk during a fit without losing the snzes along the way (I think because I was equally distracted by trying not to die in game 😅)
I recorded this last year during a particularly 🤧-y week in September. Listening back to it now though really makes me want to try inducing while gaming 👀
Found a rogue clip on my phone I never posted, so why not? This was mostly experimenting with stifles until the very end when things took....a turn. <spoiler alert: things get a little louder at the end> Please enjoy?
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