Serenade of Self-Destruction

"Marla’s philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn’t."

[stydixa]

Friends Meme ≡ [6/6] Favorite Character(s) → Ross Geller ↳ “I tell you, when I die, some people are going to get seriously haunted.”

[neutralmilkh0e]

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

This post is eveeeeeeeerything

[chetitoflamingh0t666]

Solar system in your skin 

[jui6ymane-deactivated20140702]

[vlf]

[nicklowel-deactivated20170325]

cutest peanut

[aewm]

im horny but like… horny for a successful future full of happiness and satisfaction with the person ive become

[frontpagewoman]

[madqueenalanna]

bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straight

also, single people are all aro. fact. and you’d better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess what? asexual

better not call yourself a writer if you’re not writing right this second. are you a dancer? better not sit down, or you won’t be a dancer anymore

that’s how this works right

[bettyblackbent]

In between breaths we are all dead.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[robynfentygifs]

[pastel-biatchs]

[bob-belcher]

side effects of being numb due to mental illness:

not crying for weeks and weeks on end until one day, you’re breaking down over something that isn’t actually worth getting upset about

not being able to tell if your feelings for people are platonic or romantic or if you’re just lonely

instead of caring too much, you don’t care at all about anything

not being able to process anything going on in your life and when you try, your brain stalls out

losing your train of thought every five seconds, so when you try to have a conversation, you have to pause and remember what you were trying to say

word vomiting

mind “static”

[micdotcom]

Sage advice. See more highlights from Drake’s SNL.

[hunchoeatsfirst]

THIS

[micdotcom]

Watch: Meghan Tonjes just gave body shamers the biggest middle finger.

[planetearthe]

i deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests

i don’t

[vampiregerards]

pros of having unnaturally colored hair

no more bad hair days

you don’t have to dye it every 2 weeks who cares if the roots show no one thought your hair was naturally purple anyway

small children being completely fascinated and asking to pet your hair

old people on the bus staring like you’re satan incarnate

punks on the bus giving you appoving looks

you can match your hair to your outfit

also your nail polish

just

punk rock man

cons of having unnaturally colored hair

literally none

just dye your hair green already you know you want to