The Infantry Fish

I have nothing witty to say honestly. I'm just here.

[deadghosty]

winter solstice & summer solstice

[c3po]

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

[rcktpwr]

*hogs squealing*

[c3po]

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr

[cheshireinthemiddle]

You have yourselves to blame.

[harmonicstupidity]

shit, man

@blind3dbylight

[harmonicstupidity]

fucking brilliant

[blind3dbylight]

I fuckin TOLD y'all, where’s my $20

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

IT BEGINS

ITS 2007 AGAIN, BREAK OUT THE SPARTA REMIXES

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

Only the most ANCIENT MEMES POSSIBLE for this fucking turnabout

[notglacier]

[seachord]

[hustlerose]

[theshadowfish]

Tumblr has finally come together

I've been on this godforsaken site for roughly 7 years and never have I seen the community side together on an issue. Pretty much always people are fighting on tumblr about stupid shit staff does but today were banding together. And remarkably it was over porn. Remember if someone bans porn on the Internet only one site will be left called bringbacktheporn. I'm proud of you tumblr for coming together and speaking about the stupid shit @staff is doing. I don't know why they wanna destroy their own site but oh well. It's been a good run.

[nudityandnerdery]

Tumblr staff: We’re going to delete all the porn on December 17th.

Tumblr users: Only two weeks left, huh? 

[noxleigh]

It doesn’t matter when I go to bed or when my alarm for the next day is set, I wake up every day at 5:00am. Wtf.

[theshadowfish]

Bruh try not going to bed till 5. I only wake up at 3:00 in the afternoon.

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

Group chats were probably built for some revolutionary purpose and I just used one to name myself “John Denver’s Angry Ghost” and post ALL the lyrics to Take Me Home, Country Roads to annoy anyone who has their notifications on.

[whatistheplan-deactivated201712]

Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.

[loremerchant]

Florida Man: Chaotic evil. New York Man: Chaotic good.

[timelessblasphemy]

Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, it’s INSANE.

The dude got arrested once before this for using a painter’s extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didn’t cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first time–which he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citations–the yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county.

When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriff’s Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-. When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in America’s flat out fucking ballsiest “fuck you” to the gubmint I’ve ever heard of. And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guy–his name is Stephen Ruth by the way–started GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions!

As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand… The local station, “News12″, never aired their interviews. Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS.  Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, he’s been caught up in a full-blown fucking government conspiracy that’s out for his blood. This guy isn’t Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-.

[prozdvoices]

peachette

[muppetz540-deactivated20251219]

Being a gun person is a lot like being a dragon in a fantasy genre

-Local people think you are dangerous -You have hoarding tenancies -Firepower is your primary means of offense -Very territorial -Harass peasants in the night -The larger the collection gets the more obsessed with it you become -Paranoid people are going to try and take your hoard -Delusions of resplendence and grandeur  -Kidnap Princesses sometimes -Turn into Size Queens when encountering others of their kind -Bitter enemies with local government -Hates elves -Authorities must utilize specialized combat troops to deal with you if the need arises. 

[muppetz540-deactivated20251219]

[muppetz540-deactivated20251219]

[woodlandenjoyer]

I really need to get better at R6 Siege

[bort-the-champion-of-bears-deac]

Start with characters that can carry themselves if the need arises. Finka can solo great since she can self heal

[theshadowfish]

What platform are you on @nightsarmament?

[shibari-babe-deactivated2018120]

Unpopular opinion: Fall Out Boy is worse than Nickelback. Fight me

[robert-the-redhead-lover-deacti]

I like both about the same.

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

I agree with Babe and you.

[unclebeanbag]

I don’t really listen to either

[theshadowfish]

They used to have good music. It is not good anymore