Shady Merchant @theshadymerchant - Tumblr Blog

your adopted sons are about to rat you out

btw dating sucks as a concept.

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

tongue-twists

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

i-am-a-fish

be careful, i have heard rumors that a gorgeous mother fucker is scrolling tumblr right fucking now

adangerousapple

they might even be looking at this post right now

i-am-a-fish

they might even be gay

totalkexcessively-deactivated20

I can’t find it on tumblr and IT CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT.

MERR CHRISMAS.

choasuqeen

@frizzle-mcshizzle

everythingfox

Hide and seek master

znsluc

https://x.com/nakariiale?s=21&t=55HyzerWcN_RxNpgV2Jocw

nolvini

looks like I am not immune to one piece

coralnymphsage

assiraphales

dracule mihawk let zoro live despite it being a death match and decided not to take luffy to garp just for the hell of it. add a few wild cards to the mix to spice things up. he took one look the rag tag group of straw hat pirates and said ‘bless this mess. imma let them marinate’

as-i-watch

LOL got his ass

dtbird

god gives his coolest girlfriends to his most loser reddit bros

alamuts-lair-of-madness

beakedwhalesyo

Dumbasses say they want a manic pixie dream girl, but then lose their shit when they're actually weird and it's not all an act. Pussies.

da-boy-o-kultur

Get a Renaissance woman, bitch about her being interesting.

mctreeleth

xkcd: quirky girls

naritakyouji

this is how this scene went, right?

as-i-watch

Just the idea of Zoro age 16 getting shitfaced on straberry daikiris and other colorful drinks

shaaknaa

Nah. There's an entire family of drinks like that and they will fuck you up. They're also delayed so you keep going "I can have another, I'm fine." That's the devil talking. You will stand up and fall down. Always check the proof.