chaosqueen

hugs, knives, cookies, and fun!

[choasuqeen]

HI!!

hi so let me introduce myself! my names chaos online, nice to meet yall!

im a homeschooling Catholic, who likes whimsy and fun!

Things you should know: - i will use they/them, i wont use neo pronouns *this is subject to change as i navigate current culture and i figure out how to apply my beliefs - i am prolife! - i don't mind if you aren't Catholic or Christian, or even if you don't like my religion! as long as you don't use it to insult me, ill hang out with you! - i do really like answering questions on my Faith, but i cant promise ill have a good answer, im still learning my theology! -if you need someone to talk to, i like listening, and ill give you some hugs and knives!

hobbies and thingssss - i knit and sew! - i also cook and bake some - writing and reading as well - and idk what else! oh, besides garden!

media i like! - lockwood! - kotlc - grishaverse - endeavour - the crane wives - a bunch i will prolly think of later and add😅

Media i like watching! - dr. who (slowly) the 2005 (i think?) part, im still only on season 8! - hermitcraft! i like grian, and i try to watch some others, it just depends! - tma!

i think thats it! hope yall all have a good day!

[surprise-adoption]

Bottle rocket under ice

[overtheunderpass]

rad 

[edwardspoonhands]

I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes are often six sided and it has to do with the shape of a molecule of water and I just think that’s so freaking cool.

[opulene-archive]

How would it even stay lit though?

[orangejuiceaholic-deactivated20]

!!!!! it IS actually because of the structure of water molecules! Water molecules are fuckin weird, as are lots of other liquid substance molecules, because theyre shaped like fuckin HEXAGONS! hexagons are those weird, six-sided shapes that re very sturdy, but they dont tend to sit very well when stacked together. thats why, when you fill up a glass of water to its full capacity, it can go OVER the brim a little and not spill over. It’s also why water beads.

anyway, so since water is essentially made up of a gazillion little hexagons, it tends to gather into larger hexagons as it shapes together. this is not visible unless the water is in a solid form, aka ice. when the water is split, it tends to crack around the established hexagons. that bottle rocket exploded in the PERFECT place to show this phenomenon and its geeking me out.

ALSO! the bottle rocket stays lit because the fuse was definitely waterproof and made with magnesium and an oxidizer of some sort. this means that they will burn underwater because they dont need the oxygen from the air to stay lit. thats so fucking weird isnt it. im tipsy and its the 4th of july. sorry for the science haha

[inside-us-only-stars]

Don’t you dare apologize for science

[kyraneko]

Reblogging for science, explosions, and cool hexagons!

[theocseason4]

my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

[myfairkatiecat]

sorry for assuming you all have analysis and fine tuned critical thinking abilities! It’s just that when you kept telling me and my other friends in the humanities that our majors are “dumb” and “easy” and “anyone can do that,” I sort of assumed you knew how to do the skills we’re taught around there. my bad

[todays-xkcd]

Gen-Z got a chunk of the Carboniferous, and now all their memes are about how pathetic and small today's dragonflies are.

Nostalgia Content [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball is standing, with his arms out, in front of a Prototaxite towering over a mossy landscape. To his right, a Tamagotchi (bottom-left) and milk-caps (referred to in this comic as "pogs", top-left) appear. The 3 milk-caps that can be seen show a skull with a snake through its eyeball, a figure 8 & a star (3 more milk-caps are also shown, but have obscured pictures).] Cueball: Who else remembers pogs? Tamagotchis? Vast forests of Prototaxites towering over the mossy landscape as armored fish stir in the deep?

[Caption below the panel:] Due to a database error, millennial nostalgia now includes a portion of the early Devonian.

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Women love me for my glinting eyes and unsettling knowledge of the apocalypse. And fish? Well

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Fish eat plastic. I eat plastic. We have that in common. But suffice to say fish know their place in the food chain

[sandersstudies]

I do think it’s funny that when I look at my cat something happens in my brain that approximates to

Analyzing: Cute —>

Cute = [Human Infant] —>

Evolutionary Pressure = Prepare [Human Infant] to Survive —>

Evolution as a Social Species = Communication Essential to Survival

Conclusion: Teach [Human Infant] to Communicate via Speech —>

Production: Enunciated Vocal Sounds and Exaggerated Vowels to Encourage Speech in [Human Infant] —>

“Hell-OHHHHHHH! How are YOUUUU. I loooove you.”

[sandersstudies]

[ancestral-reflections]

Stop using ai art to depict Jesus.

Jesus was a carpenter, he had to use his own creativity to make stuff.

Maybe you should too.

[fizzfags]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad

[arbane235]

#''u r trying to brainwash me'' no. just to wash you.

[crabussy]

final exam for one of my courses is to make a poster. I love university. I am about to put my whole (looks directly at the camera) Crabussy into this

[pyxilate]

that was also my final for my animation class.

gods I hate being a graphic designer

[crabussy]

[crabussy]

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

[dangerous-crow-boy]

You can tell I’m an oldest child by the shadows that haunt my eyes and the weight that hunches my shoulders. Also, because I eat plastic

[dangerous-crow-boy]

You can tell I’m an oldest child by the shadows that haunt my eyes and the weight that hunches my shoulders. Also, because I eat plastic

[dangerous-crow-boy]

You can tell I’m an oldest child by the shadows that haunt my eyes and the weight that hunches my shoulders. Also, because I eat plastic

[thoughtcascades]

being overprotective of your peace can become another prison

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Women love me for my glinting eyes and unsettling knowledge of the apocalypse. And fish? Well

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Women love me for my glinting eyes and unsettling knowledge of the apocalypse. And fish? Well

[hemipenal-system]

ethical dragon riding discourse

[hemipenal-system]

a lot of people on tumblr are complaining about how dragon riding is unethical and dragons shouldn't be forced to take human riders. dragon riders are responding to this with videos of them going into their dragon's living space and doing nothing as their dragon eagerly and happily shimmies into its harness and comes over to bother them until they saddle it

a professional dragon handler makes the point that you really can't compel a dragon to do something she doesn't want to do because she'll just hospitalize you if you treat her like shit. she also breaks down a bunch of dragon body language in some of the videos the riders are posting: "look at the way her pupils dilate and she taps her claws on the ground when she sees that cargo container. that is the happiest fucking dragon i have ever seen. she wants to work so bad and you all sound insane saying she hates it"

someone says they wish they could ask the dragons what they thought about it. many dragons make the point that they're on tumblr, you can ask them, and they enjoy it. most of them are good friends with their riders, and op was an asshole for saying that btw