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Dang, a Shang-Chi movie versus the real Mandarin. Goodbye Iron Fist and shitty Netflix choreography.

And the Mandarin is Tony Leung Chiu-Wai! Hyped.

Unpopular Opinion: The reason people don't use zodiac signs to determine insurance costs, college acceptance, etc. like how dna data bases are threatening to do is because astrology is a predominately female hobby and therefore viewed as useless, baseless, and/or witchcraft.

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beaky-peartree

speaking as a witch: shut the fuck up

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denied Medicare for being a libra

tariqah

This is the funniest shit on earth

theshaunsnow

It IS useless, and baseless. Has nothing to do with femininity however.

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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eastbayfatman

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

lowtiermemer

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

penguitron-deactivated20211130

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

just shot a load in his wife

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You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

thetyrannosaur

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Quick drawing

Made with Clip Studio paint

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midtown-parker

lastflunky

I watched a documentary about stylized posters and why they don’t show up as much as they used to and its because of focus group testing. A bunch of studios test out these posters on random people and when they show posters like the spiderman one their like

“The poster is a cartoon that means the movie is a cartoon, im an adult i don’t watch cartoons”

They prefer the dull poster since it has all the celebrities because their like “hey i recognize that person i like them i will see the movie”

If your interested in the doc its called “ 24X36: A Movie About Movie Posters “ another one i recommend “ Drew: The Man Behind the Poster”

tldr: posters today are dull cause a lot of people are dumb

curiooftheheart

I wanna time travel to find everyone responsible for focus groups being common and slap them.

roguetelemetry

aka focus groups are the lowest common denominator of humanity because all you’re really asking is “dear people can you all agree to one thing? okay let’s agree this is the most innocuous harmless boring thing ever”… it’s the opposite of artistic expression, it’s bromide.