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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there’s an increased chance that they will see you later.

buzzfeed unsolved: a summary

Modern cars with the insanely bright LED and halogen headlights should have a freeway or following mode where they reduce their brightness so the person in front of them doesn’t have to be blinded

just-shower-thoughts

Rosa Parks was not protesting the bus. Gandhi was not protesting the food. Players are not protesting the anthem, they’re protesting the injustice.

incendavery

an open letter

(patreon)

iguanamouth

forbidden knowledge

coldfruit123

Can we see this frame by frame? Please and thank you.

iguanamouth

Yes Here Are All The Frames

pibblepunk-deactivated20200219

THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR

theguilteaparty

So my mom told me a story...

Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week.

Literally every week since the first one of them learned how to make it, they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked it with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.

So they made a special loaf of banana bread just for him every week, just for him to eat. Nobody else was allowed to eat it because that was his banana bread, baked especially for him.

So anyways, they did this once a week from middle school up until every last one of them moved out of the house (and considering there was at least 10 years difference from the oldest to the youngest, this was quite some time). So that’s like… 16 years of weekly banana bread. And he always finished it. He, without fail, ate the whole loaf of bread by himself.

That’s approximately 835 loaves of banana bread.

Now

Skip ahead a few years…

and they’re all visiting and baking banana bread and they start making a dad’s bread and their mom comes in, “I don’t think he can handle eating one more slice of banana bread!”

“What are you talking about? He loves banana bread! He had it all the time!”

This is when my grandma, their mom, broke the news that my grandfather loathed banana bread with every fiber of his being. He just adored that his kids loved him enough to make him a special loaf of banana bread every week (and he didn’t have the heart to tell them that he couldn’t stand banana bread) and he was incredibly, utterly upset that my grandma told the kids his big secret.

My grandfather was a loving, patient, gentle man who absolutely hated banana bread but loved his kids so much more and I just wanted to share that with you guys. I think this story is just about the perfect example of the kind of person he was.

theguilteaparty

I just told my mom this had 1000 notes on it and let me tell you what

She had two responses.

1. Tell them about the mac n cheese

2. Tell me when it hits a million

mOM.

asunsetdream

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE MAC N CHEESE

somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea

I need to know about the mac n cheese

star-spangled-jackass

guys we need 1mil

baskervilleshund

oswald + not amused by mother earth

just--space

Five Planets and the Moon over Australia, the planets all appear confined to a single band

js

did-you-know

When Steven Spielberg previewed the T. rex CGI while making Jurassic Park, he told stop-motion animator Phil Tippet, ‘You’re out of a job,’ to which Tippett replied, 'Don’t you mean extinct?’ Spielberg later wrote this dialogue into the script and kept Tippett on as a consultant for dinosaur movement, so Tippett had his stop-motion animators trained in CGI, and he won an Academy Award for Best Visual Effects. Source

itberice

Stranger Things 2 - Super Bowl 2017 Ad

gotham-daily

Who killed Galavan?: The Sequel

winfieldblue

you have been blessed by the christmas chan

like and reblog and you will prosper from the blessings of the great jackie

coolaftbh-deactivated20190813

won’t even risk it.

silenthill

I like this one best because there’s no threat to not reblogging it so even if you don’t there’s no worries but if you do then you’re gonna have an even better time.