It's all about paradoxes.

"Most of them simply do not see what sort of risky game they are playing with reality—reality as something independent of what is experimentally established."

[elektrisktmonster]

i forget words a lot but luckily people are used to it

[voca-lee]

finally a comic I can relate to

[xinsii-deactivated20140130]

my fuckin health teacher came in as a plague doctor for halloween and proceeded to say nothing to us for the whole class. he did hit a few desks with a walking stick tho

[superpower-lottery-deactivated2]

how do you know it was your teacher

[deformutilated]

Ice suspended around a tree trunk after flood water has receded

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

terrain glitch

[spocks--cock]

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

[notthepajamas]

[y-orozuya]

Please. Watch this clip and open your heart to Gintama.

[princesconsuela]

[arahir]

→ When the whole squad is gettin outta there.

[tehwolfeh]

Arslan Senki: a summary [x]

[senpaiaizen]

move bitch

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[birdstoconsider]

Let’s talk about Nightjars

they are these wonderful tiny predatory birds

With great camouflage for multiple environments

And lovely plumage dependent on their species

BUT BEST OF ALL IS THEIR MOUTHS, which look small then their beaks are closed (they’ve even got cute lil’ whiskers!)

BUT ARE ACTUALLY HUUUUGE

BEST BIRD

[defunct-blog]

@krestel-the-cursed-birb @dragonfucker-supreme @ppishwa

B O R B 

[gif87a-com]

[vtman2016]

Wow

[elrod-vbss-91]

Situational awareness….

[stigmartyr762]

Definitely failed that spot check

[skottichan-deactivated20240228]

or a natural 20 on a stealth check

[pomme-de-terr3-deactivated20181]

well, age does add -1 to perception with each year over 65

[nicoleartist]

Bear also stopped in a shadow, thats like +3 to sneak

[nicolegendary]

okay i’ve just had such a perfect idea for the layout of a wedding ceremony that i drew a diagram and will now describe it

so a traditional set up for a ceremony would look like this, with the audience lined up in front of the couple, and divided in the middle to make a path for the bride to come down and be given away by her father to the groom

instead, i propose (ohhh puns) a set up more like this:

where the audience is on either side (which halves the distance that the farthest person is from the action) and at the same time you can have each half of the couple come down aisles on opposite sides and both be given away by their parents to each other (which takes away all the gross sexist and hetero-normative crap)

just… isn’t that way better???

[sparkofstorm]

That and it looks like the way an audience sits for a concert or a game “YEAH GO TEAM KISS THAT BRIDE WOOO” Or it looks like they’re meeting in the middle for a throwdown Both are good

[built2bulk-blog]

TWO PEOPLE ENTER.

ONE COUPLE LEAVES.

WELCOME TO MATRIMONY.

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[princesconsuela]

[cineraria]

[snotchos]

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

[medievalfantasist]

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.