Oh, behave!

[sam-i-am-sam-i-was]

Fearne's reaction to getting kissed by Ashton.

[zhellers]

wuv them

[sam-i-am-sam-i-was]

[undead-knick-knack]

He saw what the rest of the party was doing and wanted that for himself

[dailymarisharay]

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[dsadwdasdadawdwad-deactivated20]

Sam’s character introduction

Braius Doomseed

[sam-i-am-sam-i-was]

[codeopod]

Their silhouette goes crazy now

[jestersloverre]

We all agree that this is the vibe right?

[counterspelling]

Endless Bells Hells

[chromadrop]

[bixbiboom]

Braius Doomseed

Welcome back, Sam!

Official art by @agarthanguide

[millenianthemums]

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

[daarcy]

do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you

[softwaring]

[stardustfanfare-archived]

i wish i had a floating evil skull to follow me around and when we went to the grocery store she would say something like my liege we must purchase the strawberry cream cheese for the coming days and i would be like oh fuck youre so right and put it in my cart and then we would walk down the next aisle together our beautiful life

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

[evilscientist3]

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?