The Siren Tales

The seductive stories of a girl lost at sea

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Psychology says, sometimes you miss the way it felt, you miss the memories but not the actual person.

The Siren

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I can’t argue with that one.

xoxo, The Siren

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Let it go. Let it go.

xoxo, The Siren

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So it's gonna be forever. Or it's gonna go down in flames. You can tell me when it's over. If the high was worth the pain. Got a long list of ex-lovers. They'll tell you I'm insane. Cause you know I love the players. And you love the game. - Taylor Swift

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Memory like an elephant.

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#SingleGirlProblems: The 17 Reasons I'm An Undateable Girl

Apparently, being single in your twenties is currently some sort of epidemic that comes without explanation.

This pretty much sums me up.

xoxo, The Siren

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I’m getting married!

Sike. April Fools everyone!

Another player that returned late last year was GQ. After all his flaking he reached out, only to as you guess it, flaked again. Basically, I wouldn’t buy in to his excuses anymore. At the time he had a blog. I randomly came across it shortly after it. The post he made the night the shenanigans were supposed to go down, he wrote a very dark and somewhat disturbing entry about almost having something you want after a long chase and losing it. Can we say a little bitter? haha If you want something, then actually put effort towards it and follow through! Duh.

We did continue the flirting for a bit after that, but then he had to move (again) and this time like 2 hours away! He tried to make that work and I was just not having it. It was bad enough when he lived ~30 minutes away, but two hours. Nah, pass. I have not heard from him lately besides the “like” here and there on social media. I don’t think he’s done. He will probably wander back at some point like they all do.

xoxo, The Siren

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You shoulda loved me right when you had me (shoulda shoulda but you didn't did ya?). You shoulda known I'm not gonna sit around. And wait for you to get your act together, shoulda known better. - Boa

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We're not friends, we're not enemies. We're strangers with some memories.

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I could not sum it up better myself.

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Where would we be without a story about Green Lantern? That fool is still up to his old tricks. As always, around News Year he contacted me. Lately he’s been reaching out to see if I’m okay since around New Years I said some things were a little unsettled for me.

About a month or so ago, he invited me to one of his shows. I decided to go with a friend, although I did not tell hi I was going to be there. I was not sure if he still was with his latest girlfriend since it had been a while since I had seen any activity about them. When I arrived, sure enough there she was with her whole entourage of family of friends. The first time I was introduced to her (before they were dating), she did the same thing bringing everyone along to be the ‘supportive’ one. Now now, you might be saying well look at her she put in the effort and she has him as a boyfriend. Ya but honey, let’s be real. He’s still coming to me for his goodies. He calls me his kryptonite (he stole my word, I know! How dare he.) so either I’m some heavenly ambrosia that makes me irresistible to him or he plain is just not satisfied with her. I would put money on the latter as confident as I am in my skills.

Anyways, this girl and her family continuously kept looking back at my friend and I and started giving glares. Maybe because he kept looking down at me from the stage? Even my friend noticed it without having explained the situation fully. I tried to act like it was nothing more. I did not fangirl it after their set and stay to chat with them. My friend and I bounced immediately post show to grab some drinks. I later received a text from him saying he was so happy I came out and he was really pleased to see me. He’s been contacting me a couple times a week since then. I have not met up with him for a one on one. Got to keep that one on the chase for a little longer. ;)

xoxo, The Siren

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Already learned this lesson.

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“I don't have to make you love me. I just want to take your time.” -Sam Hunt

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Around October of last year, I decided I needed to branch out from my typical type. I started to talk to this guy who I shall call the Hippie. I think you can tell already how he was different from the rest.

The catch with this one was that he said he was not looking for a relationship. To me, that was honestly okay. As you know from my past blogs, it’s not like I haven’t had something more casual. I was attracted to him, we got along, what could go wrong?

For his work he would travel a lot and he also owned a piece of land up state that he was trying to develop. So I got it, he wasn’t around a lot and didn’t want to commit. We would continue to chat and flirt. With a recent string of bad luck in the boy department, I decided to reach out to him. He was his typical cheerful, flirty self. The conversation became a little more heated and he said we had to turn it down because he had a girlfriend and he was not allowed. Yes, your thoughts are the same ones I’m having. #WTF

xoxo, The Siren

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Stay beautiful.xoxo,The Siren

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And I’m back.

Yes, I took a hiatus. But really you haven’t missed much. New characters, same old story! So frustrating to be honest. Not sure if it’s the scene of the city I’m in or something I’m doing! Of course it can’t be the latter. Ha!

Anyways, here is to me keeping up with my misadventures once again. I hung out with Superman last night. *gasp* He has broken up with his fiance of six years. He tells me, “I never thought you and I would be single at the same time again.” Er, what is that supposed to me?!

Eminem has been trying to restart things for the last few months. I was totally turned off. He pretended to suddenly be ‘concerned’ over me. I’m like please, you haven’t spoken to me in like a year and now you suddenly have an interest. He has a couple business meetings near me so he asked me to dinner. As a kind gesture and as a friend, I said yes. Hope he doesn’t try to take it further than that. We shall see.

xoxo, The Siren

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I have a slight crush on a business associate that we'll call Stache. I can tell he gets nervous when he's around me. It's kind of cute, but at the same time concerning because he's 10 years older than me. One would think he would have his act together. When ever I walk by him, I'll purposely be extra friendly, since I do have the crush and I know it makes him nervous. The other day I saw him reaching down to pick up something off the ground.

I know he has a tattoo on his bicep, but there I saw as his shirt crawled up his back... a tramp stamp.

I can't say I'm the biggest fans of tattoos. I've dated guys with them, but I wasn't like oh em gee that is sooo sexy. I definitely have a point where you can have 'too many'. But a tramp stamp?! It looked tribal to boot. I hope he was drunk... in fact I don't know if I even want to know. Male + tramp stamp are just two things that should not go together.

xoxo, The Siren