salem

[theskullsatsalem]

I’m an awful driver, call that bird watching haha :p

[theskullsatsalem]

Gateway Drugs, but it’s downloading the Merlin ID app, then you start taking Pictures of random birds, then you’re looking at Binoculars online, and then suddenly you’re Squealing because you’ve seen a Cooper’s Hawk.

[theskullsatsalem]

i got him blubbing on it.

[theskullsatsalem]

if he isnt evolving gills he isnt worth it !!!!

[theskullsatsalem]

i got him blubbing on it.

[theskullsatsalem]

new favourite bit is telling my boyfriend i’m “transferring him to another department” and playing hold music whenever i have to change devices or mute on call.

[theskullsatsalem]

guy in my ear telling me how to defuse the bomb: okay, without letting go of the deadman’s switch, cut the wire on the left.

me: the left? hold on, which h— (line goes dead)

guy: … damn it.

[theskullsatsalem]

god’s cruelest joke was giving me multiple passions with the time to only pursue one

[theskullsatsalem]

growing up catholic i always used to stress about if i opened a sign of the cross and never closed it. like am i still on the prayer phone line with God and He’s hearing all this dumb shit i’m doing as a prayer???

[temitoka]

just fucked the tickle monster

[theskullsatsalem]

low masking today i hope y’all are okay with hearing me sing the duck song on repeat

[nikfromtheinternet]

common grackle and red-winged blackbird best friends forever!!!

[pigeon-butch]

PROTHONOTARY WARBLERRR

[ventussolder]

Yoo who got the american woodcock on their island

[i-merani]

[theskullsatsalem]

MY BOYFRIEND ACCIDENTALLY FALLING ASLEEP WITHOUT TELLING ME HAS ME FEELING LIKE I’M IN A TIME LOOP OF LIVES WITH HIM AND I START PARTICULARLY ENJOYING THIS LIFE AND EVERYTHING WE GOT IN IT AND THEN HE SUDDENLY DIES AND I REALISE I HAVE TO LOSE EVERYTHING TO HAVE MY EVERYTHING BACK.

[theskullsatsalem]

HE’S ACTUALLY AWAKE AND NOW I FEEL LIKE I’VE OUT THAT IT WAS THE WRONG NAME. HE’S STILL ALIVE, JUST IN A HOSPITAL BED. HE’S ALIVE AND HE CAN RECOVER, I HAVENT ACTUALLY LOST HIM FOR GOOD. HE RECOVERS AND I APPROACH EVERYTHING WITH A RENEWED PROFOUND SENSE OF GRATITUDE AND FINALLY I UNDERSTAND HOW FLEETING EVERYTHING IS DESPITE HAVING A WHOLE LIFE TO LIVE, AND I NO LONGER TAKE MORE TIME FOR GRANTED. WE DIE TOGETHER PEACEFULLY AT THE AGE OF 94, SURROUNDED BY OUR LOVED ONES. THEY TELL STORIES OF OUR ENDURING LOVE WITH NO IDEA THAT I HAD LOVE THAT ENDURED FAR ENOUGH FOR HIM IT STRETCHED OVER THOUSANDS OF LIFETIMES AND STILL RETURNED EACH TIME.

[theskullsatsalem]

MY BOYFRIEND ACCIDENTALLY FALLING ASLEEP WITHOUT TELLING ME SO I HAVE TO END MY DAY WITHOUT HIM HAS ME FEELING LIKE I’M IN A TIME LOOP OF LIVES WITH HIM AND I START PARTICULARLY ENJOYING THIS LIFE AND EVERYTHING WE GOT IN IT AND THEN HE SUDDENLY DIES AND I REALISE I HAVE TO LOSE EVERYTHING TO HAVE MY EVERYTHING BACK.

[theskullsatsalem]

me: you know what they say, when it rains it pours i guess…

me:

me: is that a tornado