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“Death Looking into the Window of One Dying”, ca.1900, Jaroslav Panuška

woodmeat

hate to think that when im taking my last breaths dakota fanning is outside making it clap

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1. this is a real and important issue

2. this tweet could also have been tweeted from a universe where salad bars are mostly filled with bees

reanimateobjects

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

sake-pls

@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?

reanimateobjects

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

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I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

reanimateobjects

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

rollerskaq

My name is Werm I liv in ground And thru the darck I skwirm around

The peepl tell me All the tym I’m farr too yuck With too much slym

But I think Werm Is gud to be. I find a styck

I draw a me

valadilenne

This precious and holy Chaucer Animal Poetry meme is just so perfect for tone-setting 2017.

coelasquid

That looks like doctor penmanship, he probably thinks he writing out a prescription for you. You can’t get it filled out because he’s not a real doctor but he is a real worm; he is an actual worm. He lives like a worm. He likes to play the drums. He thinks he’s getting good, but he can handle criticism. He’ll show you what he knows and you can tell him if you think he’s getting better on the drums. He’ll leave the front door unlocked ‘cause he can’t hear the doorbell.

onceuponatown

Nürnberg, Germany. 1912-19.

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Photography by Jorge Saenz

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salmonking:

eyebrowgod:

*inhale* arf

mercible

quality content

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Day off 🌿

britteryikes

THAT.CLAP.BACK.BITCH!!

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Bitch she is me

mysharona1987

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I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

dis bitch

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

vulpinehopes

I want this post everywhere

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jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.