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the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

netscapenavigator-official

Installing apps on…

macOS: I’m just a single isolated package! Just drag and drop me to your “Applications” folder to install me. Don’t want me anymore? Right click my icon and put me in the trash. All gone!

Linux: Want me installed? Ask the package manager. Want me uninstalled? Package manager. Got an AppImage? Just click it to run, then trash it to uninstall. Easy peasy.

Windows: I am going to infect your file directories and registry like the roots of a bamboo tree. You will never fully remove me. Go ahead and try the “uninstall” button in settings. I fucking dare you. You can remove the executable, but you will never fully remove me. I am infinite, and I will outlive Microsoft Inc. ten fold. Fuck you.

sapphire--moonlight

bamboo isnt a tree

nuclearkatkitty

the windows software doesn't care about taxonomy

egberts

the hand bones connected to the hand bone

the hands got a lot of bones

my mother treats not believing in anything that challenges her worldview like an olympic sport

quasi-normalcy

Every single person I know who did football in high school, without exception, has a chronic injury. Many regret what it's done to their knees and back, even major organs like the brain.

There is no serious legislative push to ban high school football.

quasi-normalcy

Also, like, if you want to talk about social pressure on minors to undertake activities that will result in regrettable, irreversible damage to their bodies:

No one, *ever*, tried to persuade me to transition.

My gym teacher tried to persuade me to try out for the football team almost every single day that I was in junior high.

quasi-normalcy

#i firmly believe that the reason why concussions and brain damage in general#are not taken nearly as seriously as they should be#is because of football#if we take concussions and brain trauma seriously then we have to acknowledge the risks that children are undertaking at even#high school level football#but we can't do that#because the kids need to play football in high school so they can play football in college so they can join the NFL#This time I'm really gonna queue it.

astrologamage

I recently watched this video by hydn called “The Great Concussion Denial” and holy fucking shit. Made me sick to my stomach. The tldr is that it’s all the NFL pushing football on kids but that’s really diluting the story

dknightlight

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

hometoursandotherstuff

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

runcibility

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

anais-ninja-bitch

i support women's wrongs

homoqueerjewhobbit

sleepyfannacchi

Curse twins

Tattoo artists are so cool, they can actually draw over people's skin. I drew over fictional skin and I'm tired asf lol

#tokyo debunker #tkdb #CURSE TWINS MY FAV DOOMED SHIP

tokyduffy

#tokyo debunker #tkdb

oifaaa

thinking of actually trying to draw something for star wars day this year but dont know what

oifaaa

Listen Tumblr user Obi-Wanwithhisbuttout I think i know what your suggestion is and im gonna keep brainstorming ideas but if i cant think of something I consider your idea

oifaaa

I couldn't think of anything better

latuladi

today is my grandma's 94th birthday and for her present, we're bringing her a 24 pack of bud light

latuladi

I have just been informed by my cousin who lives with my grandma that she still eats her meals off of lead plates and only recently had the uranium ones taken away by my uncle

#i learned this while being served ice cream with a scoop older than my mother that may or may not contain lead