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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me
Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.
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My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields
me: 🧍🏽♂️
my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously
Wild fact of the day: California education code 52720 requires that every secondary school facilitate at least one patriotic activity per day, which the pledge of allegiance fulfills, so most schools do that. The state government literally requires children to be patriotic. It’s fucking wild to me. It is effectively government worship.
arranged marriage or marriage of convenience and they don't want to force you to sleep in the same bed or even room as them so they're very respectfully saying goodnight before going to their quarters to fuck their fist while thinking about how relaxed you finally seemed after dinner that night
The knight lives rent free in my head
some of these guys doing audio porn do not have the voices to be doing audio.
@thou-art-the-bomb I know you have thoughts on this
you know that trope where it’s princess + knight, but they’ve both been captured by the bad guys and the princess is now gripped by the jaw by the villain, receiving a thin cut to her cheek while remaining completely still with a defiant look in her eyes even as a droplet of blood begins to trickle out of the wound, all while 3 people AT THE VERY LEAST need to have their hands locked on the knight because he’s thrashing around like a wild animal, trying so so so desperately, violently, to get to her?
yeah, that’s porn to me.
Plot: Garrus falls in love with a Shepard that puts the war before herself, before her love, and he's left forever wondering if she ever felt the same as he did. Sure, she said it, but did she really have the state of mind to be able to let herself love?
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”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet
Dead ass need Leon humping a pillow whilst silencing himself with another because he's thinking about his roommate too much
Pathetic down bad Leon will always be my favorite version of him.
Can you imagine the knight getting you pregnant and you both dont even know and he has to go away on like a 3 month campaign and the next time he sees you you've got a visible bump 😩
god ive been thinking about this all daayyy
I can imagine you getting him right at the door and he, worn and frayed, goes in for a kiss without a word, hand sliding on your waist.
and he pauses.
"Is...?" "Is this a new gown?"
He doesn't care about your gowns --you frequently sew new ones-- but this one is different somehow. looser, flowing.
"It is." The grin you try to bite back escapes. "My others have become-"
You take his hand and guide it to the curve of your stomach. You doubt he can feel the flutters of movement. "-too tight."
COMPUTA..
