The Sleestak Goddess

Rayne - She/Her - 17

[dungeons-and-dumbies]

Cave in a Fantasy Setting: *exists*

Giant Spiders:

[animalrates]

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

We as the human race don’t deserve dogs.

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[steampunktendencies]

A remarkable Jacobean re-emergence after 200 years of yellowing varnish Courtesy Philip Mould

[beyoursledgehammer]

PAINT RESTORATION OF MESMERIZING

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I saw this on Twitter. He’s using acetone, but a cellulose ether has been added to make it into a gel (probably Klucel—this entire gel mixture is sometimes just called Klucel by restorers, but Klucel is specifically the stuff that makes the gel). 

Normally, acetone is too volatile for restoration, but when it’s a gel, it becomes very stable and a) stays on top of the porous surface of the painting, and b) won’t evaporate. So it can eat up the varnish.

It looks scary, but acetone has no effect on oils, and jelly acetone is even less interactive with the surface of the paint or canvas.

[red-asphalt]

LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

TO DEFEAT….

THE SONS!

[thesleestakgoddess]

I reconstructed Mitzi’s face from scratch. Also gave her blonde hair since she was a ginger in SR3. The Queen of Plastic Surgery might as well get that botched nose job touched up since she’s President of the United States now.

[orion-main]

Looks good though I’d go with a darker blonde.

[thesleestakgoddess]

Goddammit, Orion. I thought you reblogging was actually someone important. Lol.

Yeah, I was thinking of changing it to another color entirely, actually.

[did-carlos-deserve-it]

[thesleestakgoddess]

I reconstructed Mitzi’s face from scratch. Also gave her blonde hair since she was a ginger in SR3. The Queen of Plastic Surgery might as well get that botched nose job touched up since she’s President of the United States now.

[rabidrabbit97]

We’ve reached super saiyan levels of petty.

[jianyitopia]

Person A *unbuttoning shirt* : god it’s so hot in here

Person B : I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt ?

[paxamericana]

*misses my kids first steps so i can draw torbjorn some new shoes*

[maddiebiscuits]

Blizzard Entertainment is a massive multi-million dollar company under Activision with hundreds of employees and ample opportunity and resources to hire more and there is absolutely no excuse whatsoever for them to be expecting/allowing this level of overwork and fatigue on their work teams whatsoever.

[chesterperl]

[vinkumakkara]

there’s this shredder thing at the meat packing plant that actually causes damage when you just stand near enough and Boss’ll just make this face at you while u slowly murder them in cold blood, immobilized & helpless

[thesleestakgoddess]

Me when a dog dies on T.V.

[z-zomey]

My bosses daughter was having a ‘Crazy Hair Day’ at her elementary school and wanted to have hair like mine so I put up her hair and sprayed colors into it and walked her to school. 🤘🏻

[thesleestakgoddess]

Long story short, my Saintly Horror drawing has been long overdue.

But I’ve gotten back into drawing, and found my original sketch, and I’m ready to get this show on the road! I’ve already drawn Kinzie and the Boss, currently working on Pierce. AFTER OVER A YEAR, WE’RE FINALLY GETTING SOMEWHERE. :D

👖

[bigbowlofbull-blog]

BoJack Horseman opening is what depression feels like.