Silly Things

Where I post about stuff I like

[sovietnam]

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I once had a neighbor who was thoroughly convinced their indoor/outdoor cat never strayed further than a couple houses around. As proof, she put a GPS tracker and little camera on her cat. 24 hours later she had the proof she didn't want. Her cat went as far as a mile away, into the nearby woods where their were coyotes and other predators that would a snack of her cat. Her cat crossed the interstate several times, went to a construction site, and various other places that had me surprised her cat was still alive.

The following week was full of them building a catio and enriching their home. The cat became an indoor cat and chilled out very happily in the catio. They spent the summer harness and leash training their cat as well.

Oh, and the cat killed over a dozen birds and didn't eat any of them in the single day my owner tracked them with the camera and GPS. They had been going out daily for over a year. Imagine a cat killing 12 birds a day, everyday, for just a year. That devastates the local bird population and leads to the extinction of entire species.

Enrich your home, install a catio, get a few cat trees/towers, play with your cat, and they'll live long healthy lives. No worries about some random person killing them with poison or shooting them, no worries about them getting hit by a car, no worries about destroying the local ecosystem. My cats are 17 and 15 years old, 100% indoors their entire lives, and they're happy.

Oh and since avian flu aka bird flu is spreading, please remember that it kills animals that eat the contaminated meat. That means if a cat kills an infected bird and eats it, they will get sick and die.

[headspace-hotel]

cats can die of the bird flu

[everydaylouie]

namazun

[rosencrantz]

[beemovieerotica]

how is anyone supposed to watch dr strange wave his hands for 2.5 hours to "fix" the multiverse after seeing how an asian mother's acceptance of her daughter's queerness was the key to defeating evil across every conceivable reality. how.

[memewhore]

[nicostiel]

“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.” 🐱

[kneesocktango]

thanks steam

[1995lahaine]

he was literally deciding what pronunciation of lies to go with while they were rolling

[albertserra]

tom holland: this is it. this is my break as a serious actor

robert: the LAAAs?

[shesnake]

[aanakin]

Samson Kayo as Oluwande in Our Flag Means Death (2022-)

[everythingispirates]

saw someone accuse me of lying for attention which I RESENT. I lie because it's fun and, crucially, very very easy

[deepestcollectiontale3]

dorian gray?

[everythingispirates]

no this is about me making a post in which I said jack sparrow and barbossa were originally meant to be gay ex-lovers with some fake screenshots I threw together and no other sources which people then actually believed in because this website is full of functional people with critical thinking skills

[tomatatoro]

Grookey scares me

[oneheadtoanother]

[beanytuesday]

Guide to Whole Foods

[everythingispirates]

"our flag means death what we do in the shadows and good omens should be the new superwholock" WRONG our flag means death black sails and pirates of the caribbean should be the new superwholock except now they're all pirate media with canonically queer people in them. like I cannot BELIEVE how soon you people forgot that jack sparrow is literally canonically gay divorced

[everythingispirates]

like okay to elaborate on this obviously they couldn't go super explicit because this was disney in 2003, but in the original idea for the film jack and captain barbossa were like. confirmed as having been in a relationship and while a lot of it was obviously cut what you need to know about the original pirates of the caribbean set was that it was like. almost lawless so some of that did make it through to the film like for example this line

and just in how the two of them interact with each other like in this shot for example

and we see more of this in the later movies like this bit in at world's end

and this bit in on stranger tides

sorry for the long post I'm just very passionate about this and literally no one talks about this for some reason. like my darling tumblerinas gay pirates have been real since 2003

[lacertae-dreamscape]

[handern]

@curiousstrawberry how does it feel to be this hilarious

[museofvoid]

listen as much as i love this idea op is just making shit up akjhfadhg

[casfree]

I think we should all act like they were canonically gay divorced anyway though

[everythingfox]

“A Cat In The Rain”

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