“Girl…I once fought an 8 feet tall green-skinned man who could turn into a 10 feet tall monster with goat feet, bull horns and a snake for an arm. After seeing that shit, I think it’s pretty safe to say you can bring whatever the hell you want to a fight.“ *She wished she was making all of this up. The same could be said of half of the shit that she has seen in her life. She walked closer to Velia and took a seat next to her on the floor, sighing deeply* “Pink-haired Indiana Jones? I’ve been called many things, but this one is new.“
Tall tales and boasts -- nothing that surprised her, given Poison’s personality. It isn’t quite that the godling thought she was lying, necessarily. Shapechangers often could not pass for human -- but nor could they pass for beast. It was the fate of those half-shifted. “Sure. Just need a bit more leather and dirt, and to swap out that officer’s cap for something more adventurer.”


















