DOBBY'S SOCK

Like the sock given to Dobby, this blog is full of filth that makes me happy. I can't code apparently so RIP to the music player I used to have. Jaki, 29, still a potato.

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[eyecantread]

[modernbaseball]

[segamascott]

[stopaskingmetocreateanaccount]

[meirimerens]

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

[forever-obsessed-with-twilight]

Its officially autumn so its officially hoa hoa season!

[voraciouspangolin]

[vintage-tigre]

[scramratz]

outing myself in the men's restroom by washing my hands

[ginger-ale-official]

No guys actually like classic cock. They just put it on when they’re in the car with other guys because it is the safest option and then they have to pretend to like it to each other to force a conversation

[kingscrown666]

Typo on the dashboard. GET THEIR ASS

[blindsideofthemoon]

[pokemon-personalities]

the older i get the more i understand and relate to psyduck... he just wants to be loved and appreciated but he has so much anxiety and also a headache

[cannibalchicken]

[weaponsofmassdisruption]

Not what I expected coming from John Green

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[gunsandfireandshit]

John Green and his brother were created as part of a secret government program that aimed to create the world's first youth pastor for atheists

[toastbutteregg]