Im_your_huckleberry

Ed boy

[thesonofashepard]

how i knew u was white 😂

so sorry to disappoint

[sioltach]

somewhere a group of weird little girls is accidentally practicing a ritual that got forgotten 3000 years ago. brings me peace 

[sakurapiss]

i love rechecking my friends' pronouns five times just in case i accidentally called them deadname mcslurrington

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[homunculus-argument]

I keep accidentally slamming my boyfriend's head with the fridge door, and one of these days it's going to hit hard enough to leave a mark and I'll have a hell of a time explaining how the fuck you do something like that by accident.

[absolutecreature]

How the fuck do you do something like that by accident tho

[homunculus-argument]

our apartment is tiny, his computer desk is right next to the fridge, the fridge door opens a full 180 degrees and he is seated right in the danger zone.

[absolutecreature]

I still domt understand how the head is the damaged area but I appreciate the explanation

[homunculus-argument]

An illustration

[urhokarila]

Questions answered perfectly. Keep a copy in your wallet to show EMTs/police.

[funnytwittertweets]

[heathyr]

my toxic trait is that if i am ever inconvenienced emotionally at any time i think oh, i deserve food delivery

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

how do you guys feel about my lock screen

[of-claws-and-dragonscales]

OP do you take constructive criticism?

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

there is nothing to criticize here

[ametislady]

Who the hell organize apps by color

[beyonceisstraight]

Mind your business

[captain-price-official]

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[colachampagnedad]

twitter users are on that site speaking like that week leading up to tumblr banning nudity

[saudadite]

anti-intellectualism actually refers to when I'm scrolling through tumblr tired and I skip all the posts longer than a paragraph

[apeeled]

i love it when things stop bothering you. like two months ago i was totally bitter about so many things and now im like “u know what i don’t even care” & that’s a beautiful feeling

[slaughteringbunnies]

how are ya feeling?

[souperluminal]

Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard

It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.

[souperluminal]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[funnytwittertweets]

[crohniewitch]

[judgejudyofficial]