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charlie | they/she | 19 | vampire enthusiast | art tag #myart | art blog @ghostedhouse

[nikoco11]

[imcertly]

hydra

[zoesupreme]

well I think you odyssey a different movie

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[theythembobdylan]

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

[sakurapiss]

when they (and who is They? animal scientists i presume. druids) say we "haven't seen a species since [year]" how do they know. what if some guy who has no idea what that species looks like sees them all the time and just isn't aware that it's significant. Dude if i saw a rocky mountain locust RIGHT NOW i would have NO IDEA that thing hasn't been seen (or so we think) since 1902. except for i do know that because i spent an hour today researching the grasshopper werewolf variant the Treacherous Locust... the humble and gorgeous locust. gregarious

[sakurapiss]

no shade to animal scientists i realize this comes off very distrustful. i trust you guys so much. i have crushes on most of you also

[sakurapiss]

when they (and who is They? animal scientists i presume. druids) say we "haven't seen a species since [year]" how do they know. what if some guy who has no idea what that species looks like sees them all the time and just isn't aware that it's significant. Dude if i saw a rocky mountain locust RIGHT NOW i would have NO IDEA that thing hasn't been seen (or so we think) since 1902. except for i do know that because i spent an hour today researching the grasshopper werewolf variant the Treacherous Locust... the humble and gorgeous locust. gregarious

[faceless-crowd]

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.

[flowerbleedme]

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

[kiburebuc]

that is a fucking insane amount of donuts, theres like 6 people in this room

it looks like an edit or something bit irs just in the show like this

[kiburebuc]

this has to be a joke, theyre all double stacked

[kiburebuc]

[kiburebuc]

cooper dissociates while albert is absolutely flabbergasted by the insurmountable quantity of donuts

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[map9810-blog]

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[seased]

Visit Original Link

[maezanilla]

Gideon Nav, the first flower of her house.

Inspired by this

[the-uncanny-dag]

Coworker dialogue

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[grynwood]

Comic test page from way back when (I forgot comics are read left-to-right)