GO ONION! I need to collect the TOOLS

Sara / 31 / she/her 🐄🌱🌈

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[dogpuppy]

[sealdev]

Thanks for watching the sunset with me. Now let's go to sleep.

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[pollsforadults]

Favorite non-dairy milk alternative?

Oat

Almond

Coconut

Soy

Cashew

Flax

Other (comments?)

Voting ended onMay 23

[shamebats]

Being vegan genuinely takes way less effort and emotional energy than continuing to justify to yourself why you can't/don't have to go vegan and getting mad at vegans for *checks notes* having strongly held ethical convictions and living by them. Speaking from experience.

[human-pet-they]

[nobody-lavender]

some context that will definitely totally help

the dog is a robot, basically the in-universe equivalent of a smartphone

it also contains one-third of blue guy’s consciousness because he uploaded it to the dog

in this route the dog’s programming (=blue guy) gets reuploaded again to a human body

the body belonged to blue guy’s twin brother who willingly sacrificed himself for the project

[frikitty]

[svenskjavel]

Karaktärkoncept: en kille som kallas Svampbob. Inte för att han är glad eller har något att göra med Svambob Fyrkant utan för att han heter Robert och säljer magiska svampar

[squeakitties]

"do it scared" gets exhausting when you're The Fearful Afraider and everything is scary even when you're in your 30s

[angel-derangement]

they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy

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[angel-derangement]

idk why but they buried the option to turn this feature off - but you can find it if you go to the FAQ.

[tforthetea]

WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT

[phyrexian-lootbug]

Tumblr has fact checking?

[tforthetea]

apparently???

[angel-derangement]

yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here

[idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff]

HUH?????

Why did I find this out in a shit post about pussy and lesbians?????

[angel-derangement]

have you got notifications on for announcements? you can find the setting here if not

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[boldore]

I M LAUGHING SO HARD AT HTIS GIF HOLY FUCLK

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[rev3nge0nseatle]

Towa’s alcoholism doesn’t get a lot of notice and is mostly played as a joke by the game itself but I DO wish more people noticed he’s low-key self medicating ptsd. Towa’s near constant drinking seems like it’s def coping mechanism he’s probably just not aware of

[specialagentartemis]

more windows should be stained glass. Just in general

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[cubecubed]

pick a card. any card.

[card shuffling noises]

that's right. it's the five of eggs.

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style