The Home of Bright Sparks

Welcome! one and all, to my humble page. I would be honoured if you decided to stay a while, in fact, please do, it'd be great to get to know you.

[homoidioticus]

Love the banan, be the banan

[deathtripz]

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[rip-roaring-ruffian]

[ontarionature]

sharp-tailed grouse gif,

Courtesy of rip-roaring-ruffian

[the-stray-liger]

When your contact lenses fall off and you try to find them

[john-boyega]

[endquestionmark]

[useless-swedenfacts]

reblog and tag yourself

[theinturnetexplorer]

[itsagifnotagif]

I actually have so much love for dogs

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

i didn’t think i’d ever find a quote to so accurately describe how i’m completing my exams

[metallics]

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT awkward teenage girl who sorta wants a man but can’t really get one 

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[weemstar]

Reblogging for the matterhorn

[wenamedthedogkylo]

You don’t know frustration until you’re trying to remember a meme you haven’t seen in AGES, and googling it becomes a long and exasperating process of trying different word combinations that might be it, but because this is the Internet and it’s a fucking meme who the hell knows what the actual phrasing was.

Exhibit A: my search history yesterday.

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

WHAT WAS IT

[dontmakemechokeaginge]

YOUR STICKS

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

THANK YOU OH MY GOD

[cottonpenis]

Dam Randy your Stickies

[theblackclarkkent]

[badass-siobhan]

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

[clavid]

one crack cocaine

[thoughtkiller]

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

[janebuzjane]

debit or credit

[brie3po]

I actually have a gift card

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[glassbonespaperskin]

[mymalawach]

tag urself

[frankenfemme]

I’m the first slutty one

[herspanic]

good luck ever trying to get me to read again

[rihsusvevo]

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