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[chrissyisabear-deactivated20190]

am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic

[fullmetaljackit]

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

[lahvn]

Is it just me or was this year like … Really fucking overwhelming? Like everything’s that’s happened to you this year has shaped you into a completely different person that you were at the beginning of this year

[earthdad]

me: ur ugly

me, to myself: okay but did i ask?

[hallandoates1970topresent-deact]

what time do you need me? i am unavailable whenever that time is

[zackisontumblr]

me: does nothing for five days

me: today is a “me” day I deserve it I need to relax

[ectobiohazard]

assflash newshole

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

Who wants to love me back

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

[officialunitedstates]

me when I go to an art gallery:  that’s not art

me when I see a shopping cart rolling around in the wind: now thats art

[satanslilslut666]

I’m sexually frustrated but also regular frustrated

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

[grxnk1d]

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

[aconstellationofbruises]

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

[sambibomb]

killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦

[sleepyclover-blog]

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

[aspirationalbrand]

reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two

[rebonkas]

i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

[best-life-wisdom]

if we date and break up you gotta unlearn all the cool shit i taught you. you gotta go back to being lame