Sophia

[daily-bad-jokes]

How can a room full of married people be empty?

Because there isn’t a single person in the room!

[pukicho]

Heh..

[pukicho]

[gomjabbar]

no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

hey, I really needed this. Thank you.

[gomjabbar]

*pulls you apart like a twizzler*

[omegaverse]

scooby: raggy! shaggy: like, what is it scoob? scooby: *starts shitting on the sidewalk* shaggy:

[slimetony]

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

[hawlucha]

i remember when i was doing a religious simpsons painting in my painting 1 class and the professor had been talking about trends that annoyed him, specifically people painting bart back when he taught in the 90′s. i took my painting off the easel and turned it around and my 50-some year old professor had to cope with seeing imagery of bart simpson as a cherub 

[beynons]

OP where is the painting

[popdyz]

Where is the painting OP

[hawlucha]

The Simpsons Season 9999 Episode 0

[thingsmyracistgreatauntsays]

i will no longer be using this blog because she died

[birdfacts-deactivated20200802]

take me home

country toads

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[paganinpurple]

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

[supergameboytwo]

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

[mechagodzilla]

what button

[mechagodzilla]

what fucking button

[cockhunt]

can they like release new vegetables 

[bumblebeebats]

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

[bumblebeebats]

Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt

and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this

and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

[formiller]

*Use hollandaise sauce as lube* “Gonna get egg benedicked”

[nintendhoe-switch-deactivated20]

[banxx]