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emiratizayn-deactivated20150816

and the Iraqi people welcomed the Americans with flowers. I wanted to set a historical event to teach Bush a lesson from the Iraqis, telling him you lied, we did not welcome you with flowers, and instead we are saying goodbye with our shoes.”

emiratizayn-deactivated20150816

Muntaza Al Zaidi, the Iraqi reporter who became known as the guy who threw a shoe at Bush and later ended up in jail for three years because of it.

poseidont

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

dizzybunnies

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

mrgaretcarter

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

mrgaretcarter

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

disregardcanon

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

kadenah-archive

me on the outside: it’s just a movie

me on the inside: why the FUCK didn’t the school of rock win the battle of the bands

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

imguiltyofthis

this is the definition of college.

comic-canary

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727

this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”

polywoggiest

How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????

thistherapylife

Accidental crocodiles lol

relentlesslygayy-deactivated202

Crocodiles are conspiring to become the third domesticated predator

megan-renee

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

sundaiz

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch

wholesomemes-archive

sweetediths

Harry Styles LONG HAIR

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neilnevins-deactivated20240617

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

vampiricyoshi

I felt compelled

gallusrostromegalus

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

glesbianupland

yeats-infection

good evening! abortion is currently illegal in texas. the state has ordered that abortion is a “non-essential” medical procedure and must be completely halted during the coronavirus pandemic. this is the first time since the roe v. wade decision in 1973 that abortion has been completely illegal in any state. it’s going to be a serious legal fight to open clinics back up, because the fifth circuit court of appeals is full of far-right judges and is siding with the state.

i know there are lots of things going on and lots of things to worry about. i want to call your attention to this matter, because this is a scary precedent: the fifth circuit is saying that there can be exceptions to our civil liberties in a time of crisis.

if you want to / can help out financially i would encourage you to donate to an abortion fund in texas that can help people travel out of state for care.

i encourage you also to spread the word if you can!