you're a dog. You live with a family. A man, a wife, two children. The man yells a lot. He throws a plate. Worst rage ever. Thousands of years ago, an ancient bargain. You know your duty. Protect the pack. That bastard isn't pack anymore.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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you're a dog. You live with a family. A man, a wife, two children. The man yells a lot. He throws a plate. Worst rage ever. Thousands of years ago, an ancient bargain. You know your duty. Protect the pack. That bastard isn't pack anymore.
You are a drop-pod mechanic. To pass the time, you write a short, encouraging message on the inside of every pod you repair. Today, a heavily scarred veteran comes looking for the person whose message kept him sane.
Rainy day in Daira Pond, Japan // 雨の日の平池
宮ノ下駅 // Miyanoshita Station
Rainy day in Fukui, Japan // Countryside of Japan[福井++] ♡
Rainy day in Kyoto
So you mean the entire show was baiting a queer relationship with so much chemistry, deliberately placed symbolism, parallels, only for one half of that relationship ending up fated to spend the rest of his life grieving a magical girl who needlessly sacrificed herself after a life of trauma and suffering, the canonically gay character end up with a random guy we’re never introduced to, the entire group gets split up to live their seperate lives only to meet up every so often to reminisce over their pasts and their shallow futures, and there are countless plot holes that are never addressed and will never be touched on again? Wow, I’ve never seen that before!!
telling your fanbase to pay attention to the details and then not doing anything with the details is like the stupidest thing you could do for yourselves.
you’re pointing out your own plotholes dumbasses what the fuck is wrong with you
Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
HE FOUND TUMBLR??????
I’ve been here the whole time.
Dear god, he's not kidding...
six little nuggets — ( steve harrington )
steve harrington x fem!reader
you overhear steve talk about the future and realize the version of it you imagined yourself in might not exist. turns out you were wrong. painfully, beautifully wrong.
🏷️ 2.3k — mutual pining with a side of end-of-the-world stress, fluff, reader overthinking ( as a hobby ), tinesy bit of jealousy, feelings talk during a life-or-death mission, steve getting flustered constantly, kinda of rushed ending
author's note — okay so yes i know this took forever after the poll. i swear i had every intention of posting sooner and then studies decided to humble me. anyways, this fic kind of snuck up on me and i actually had no idea how to end it, so if it feels a little rushed at the end. . . no it doesn’t ( it does ). but i still think it turned out okayish. thank you so much for reading and for all the love you’ve been showing lately. it genuinely means more than you know <3
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“Okay, but that’s exactly my point,” Robin said from beside you, hands flying. “What if Vecna doesn’t take the bait? What if Kate Bush stops working? What if he’s already figured out we’re onto him and he’s just sitting back like, surprise losers, thanks for the kid.”
You nodded and murmured a sound of agreement, but the words slid right past you. Your fingers twisted in the hem of your sleeve as you stared down at your feet. You wanted to focus. You really did. Max’s life depended on this plan. Everyone’s did.
But your attention kept drifting, traitorously, to the low voices coming from the front of the RV.
Steve was sitting on the driver's seat, Nancy beside him. You couldn’t hear everything over Robin’s running commentary, but you caught pieces.
“—dream,” Steve was saying. “I'm talking like, uh, a full brood of Harringtons. Like, five, six kids.”
Nancy laughed. “Six?”
“Six,” he said. “Six little nuggets. Three girls, three boys.”
Robin stopped in front of you then, snapping her fingers. “Hello? Earth to you. If this goes wrong, we all die horribly, so maybe jot that down?”
this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what i’m doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”
You're failing.
You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
Achievement Unlocked:
Lightning Bait
You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND
HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
ares is the god of war, not kratos
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN
I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore
op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao
Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book
hey is this still post of the year or
how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?
I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK
And the post of the year goes to.....
YOU
here is me holding my trophy for tumblr post of the year. i'd like to thank no one in particular but i would like to unthank everyone who decided this one in particular was post of the year. i will never let this down ever
all that matters
steve harrington x reader
summary: when borrowing steve’s car ends in an accident that destroys his darling car, you’re left shaken and terrified of his reaction. except when he finds you, it’s painfully clear he couldn’t give a fuck about the car.
word count: 2.1k
warnings: car accident, totaled car, panicked sobbing, slight bleeding minor injuries, blood on face/hair, guilt, hurt/comfort, comfort, reassurance, overthinking.
“He’s going to kill me.”
The words spill out of you before you can stop them, thin and shaking, ripped straight from your chest.
You barely recognize your own voice. You’re staring ahead, eyes unfocused, fixed on nothing and everything at once. Not the spiderwebbed windshield. Not the hood crumpled inward, steam ghosting up into the air.
All you can see is Steve’s face when he finds out. When he sees the car. His precious car.
lmao you make a friend on some online game and you go from playing every weekend to chatting on discord all the time and you don't know that it's former league of villans dabi, who is on bedrest and hooked up to an oxygen tank
omg @shehasjustone-hiccup he clowns you for your farming sim and a few weeks later, he's asking what crops make the most money in the fall akfnfjskal you start a game together and can get married to one another and you keep trying to goad him into it, but he just gives you a quiet, irritated "shut up" 🥹🥹 he does it eventually tho 😌😌
Kafka cannot find contentment until he’s got you folded beneath him. The breathy whines punched from your lungs are the sweetest sounds to him, coaxing him to move just that little bit faster, to hold the backs of your knees down a touch more firmly. He’s so gentle, so very cautious and considered, but on the nights he comes home to you after a big battle… it’s a different story.
Everything revolves around the raw emotions pounding through his body, the residual energy of the transformation humming beneath his skin and heightening his senses until they’re in overdrive. His stance widens against the dipped mattress, stomach tense from holding the position that ensures his engorged cockhead fucks right up against your pleasure spot with each delivered thrust. One orgasm isn’t enough, he’s chasing a high that you can only struggle to keep up with, gasping and clawing at his thickly corded biceps.
His body leans over you, head dipping to the swell of your breasts being squeezed together by folded thighs, tongue ringing each peaked nipple before he groans out the second he latches onto you. You’d swear his tongue felt longer than normal, the wet muscle flicking across your sensitive nipple until you mewled, holding his head to you in a demand of more. Your body bows to his whim, the power of his desire intoxicating and all-consuming.
In a moment of clarity when your next orgasm hit. he gifts you that warm grin you know all too well. The real Kafka peeks from behind the veil, his eyes losing the intensity ringing his irises and his rhythm slows whilst you catch your breath.
“Takin’ me so well, baby. You’ve got one more for me, right? Gonna wet me again so I can fill you up. Need… fuck… just stay with me. Close. We’re so close.”
THAT BOY IS A MONSTER. hibino kafka x f! reader. sinze kink
⋆ requested by: anon. Congrats on 8k sashi!!! you deserve them all! I'm so happy you are writing for Kaiju n8!!! I hope I don't f up with my request, so here I go: kafka x f! reader, nsfw with any kink but can you add size kink? thank you sashi! 😁💓 ⋆ tw: mdni. explicit smut. oral. kinda public, no people around though. oral. size kink. sweet and hot best boy kafka. ⋆ wc: 2.5K // event masterlist // tagging: @i-literally-cant-with-this & @southside-otaku 💕
“Hibino Kafka!” you exclaim. Another night, another late study session from the hard working “old man”.
“YES?!” he stands up, jolting from his seat, scared he might be in trouble. However, he calms down as it’s you instead of Hoshina scolding him for staying up too late.
However, you are there to do exactly that… and maybe, perhaps, win his heart.
“Sleeping is part of your j-“ “Sleeping is part of the job, I know…”
things hibino kafka likes to say in bed (mdni)…
❀ "we can stop at any time, okay? it's never too late to change your mind, got it?"
❀ “you make me so hard, god, you're so sexy. what did i do to deserve you?"
❀ "can i play with your tits? i love how soft they are."
❀ *unintelligible tit-sucking gibberish*
❀ "b-baby, you don't need to do that, i'm more than happy just taking care of y- oh, shit your tongue feels so good...!"
❀ "oh my god, take it deeper please-! i love seeing you gag on it, please do that again..."
❀ "y-yess, good girl, my pretty girl, sucking my dick so well... fuck, i'm not gonna last, where do you want it?"
❀ "wait, lemme get you a tissue, you really don't have to swallow- oooh, okay that was hot, actually."
❀ "please, sit on my face, i promise i can take it... fuck, you can smother me for all i care, i need your pussy on my mouth now."
❀ "nonono, baby don't run away, i know it's a lot, but you can take it, i know you can."
❀ "c'mon baby, soak my face. grind on my fucking face until you come, just use me please."
❀ "that's it, that's it, such a good fucking girl, holy shit..."
❀ "heh, your legs are shaking babe, how 'bout you leave the rest to your trusty boyfriend?"
❀ "are you comfortable, baby? i'm glad, i'm really comfy too. i love feeling your legs around my hips..."
❀ "god, i'm so lucky, i love you so much, you look so gorgeous looking up at me..."
❀ "i'm gonna put it in, 'kay? i'll go slow, i promise... wanna make my baby feel good."
❀ "fuck, you always feel so tight... i'm not hurting you, am i? okay, good, good..."
❀ "g-gonna make love to my beautiful princess... please, moan for me, i need to hear how good i'm making you feel."
❀ *pant* *pant* "hold on, i need a second..." *wheeze* "pfft, zip it, i'm not twenty anymore-!"
❀ "can you rub that little clit for me? that's it, just the way you like it, keep going..."
❀ "god, i can feel you clenching on me... i'm so close. ooh, you're gonna make me come...!"
❀ "p-please, i need your lips, kiss me more..."
❀ "ohh, fuck, i'm coming! feels so good, i'm sorry, fuck, fuck...!"
❀ "shit... i'm so sorry, princess. wait, lemme make it up to you. gonna make you come on my fingers, yeah?"
❀ "that's it, lie back against me and spread those gorgeous legs wide. heh, i can feel my come oozing out. so dirty..."
❀ "you're close again, aren't you? hey, look at me... that's it, good girl. wanna look into your eyes when you come."
❀ "here, drink some water, i'm gonna go grab a towel." *smooch* "you did wonderful, princess."
❀ "remember to go pee, babe, then we can cuddle all you want."
❀ "you make me the luckiest guy on earth, did you know? i know i'm probably starting to sound like a broken record, but i love you, a lot. truly. thank you for being in my life."
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imagine getting fucked doggystyle by kafka hibino.
he's so much bigger than you. he practically towers over you as he has his arms wrapped gently around your waist, his big hands gently squeezing at your breasts. his moans are soft and a little whiny and he's muttering about how good your pussy feels and how he's sorry if he's hurting you.
he's so gentle, unlink his thrusts. fat breeder balls smack against your soaked pussy, hitting your swollen clit so good that it makes your head spin. you can feel his fat dick bulging slightly against your stomach, making you cry out into the pillows. he pulls out slightly before pushing his dick back in to the hilt, pressing your thighs together to have your pussy squeeze him so deliciously.
your words are slurred as he pounds away at you, his voice apologizing sweetly again and again as his dick fills out every inch of your pussy. he doesn't even warn you when he's cumming, pulling your ass tightly against his hips to fill you up with the fat globs of warm cum that pump out of him.