Stick Talks

featuring the wisdom of the Stick

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Hey ABC, look at the undecided voter who voted for the first female President of the United States and the guarantee that the interns making coffee and doing grunt work for the next four years will be guys.🙋😘

#ElectionDay2016

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#quote  #inspiration  #LucilleBall  #laughter  #funny

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Day 6th of No Wheels No More

Hiked the mile and a half to work today in 80 degree heat.  

Nazi sprinkler man must have gotten the fish on his doorstep as sprinklers were on only on the other side of the road this morning 

Packed bag with my hiking essentials aka lunch and happy pills

Received call from collision shop aka Fiat hostage takers and was informed they are adding $1000 to the bill 

Had full on tantrum in office complete with rolling around on carpet and crying while coworkers slowly stepped away

Composed myself and had Stick hitch a ride with some explosives to annihilate the offending curb

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Irony, My Life

Returning self help and life improvement books to the library, turning to give pedestrian wider berth, jumping island curb and doing $1300 plus damage to car....and St. Christopher (patron saint of travelers) is hanging from dash.  I’m sending the Pope my deductible bill for false saint protectorate advertising and then hitting the bar for a drink.

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PIZZA!!!

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Pigeon baggage handler at Newark Airport

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Stick’s favorite hobby!

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Five ingredient Navajo taco

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Are we kidding with the Ticketmaster settlement?

Stick has multiple “potentially redeemable for two tickets to certain Live nation events.”   They expect these types of codes to be "redeemed quickly" so I guess unless you want to go see the chicken pecking on the piano or find a 12 year old hacker to be first in line for the two ticket release they'll do for each one of the shows, they don't really mean anything.  Stick feels the love...

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RIP Notice

RIP Wen Fall Ginger Pumpkin.  We knew you when...

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Sticklist Ad

Anyone know where you can drop off an old family and request a new one?  The one Stick currently has is giving him splinters!

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Pushups and Planking on a Sunday afternoon

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Stick’s Preliminary Orange Recap

For the first three episodes, Stick stood and applauded.  Although Stick is now suing for the total rip off of his body disposal method.  Amateurs is right!  He also suing because of all the extra roles this season and not one place for an inanimate stick man?  Judge Judy, here he comes! Stick’s acting career will not be denied.  How can you have corn and no scarecrow?  Stick could have at least been offered that.  Not nice!  Wood discrimination!

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Stick’s morning smoothie

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What Stick Lives for!!

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Stick reenacting a chapter of extreme self care

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Stick’s new favorite book