Utter Chaos

[humorduke]

friend: are u a big spoon or a little spoon?

me: im a knife

[invaderxan]

[north-of-annwn]

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

[helendamnationx]

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

[punkrorschach]

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

[babyanimalgifs]

What kind of pokemon is this?

[nukenai]

an electric toothbrush

[zulies-doodles]

For the love of god turn the sound on

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[sixpenceee]

A compilation of amazing halloween lip art! If you can do anything like this, please make a post and tag @sixpenceee.

[kozmic-khaleesi]

What kind of sorcery is this

[lifeisflawed]

i can appreciate how difficult this was

Happy October 

[sixpenceee]

Stick figure costumes

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[profeminist]

Source

[pearlescentbirdmom]

[to any deity in particular]: Hi. I’ve brought shitty alcohol, two electric candles, a chocolate bar, my many issues, and an undying love for you. Can you help me un-fuck myself?

[deity]: sighs deeply

[spookylittletreez]

Halloween countdown: 88 days

[bullysquadess]

Hot Take but “customer service voice” is just sfw sub voice

[bullysquadess]

Managers are Switches

[bullysquadess]

[dailyghibli]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Greek mythology: aren’t the god great they only sexually harassed my wife and turned one of my children into a stag beetle this week

Norse mythology: dînghïr œne nüt got his name when he killed a lizard the size of every mountain in the world without Odin’s permission so Odin thought it would be funny to punish him by making him fart so hard one of his nuts flew off

[wait-whereami]

Chinese mythology: This guy just shot down 9 of the 10 suns scorching the planet but he’s mean now so his wife and her rabbit overdosed on immortality pills and floated into the moon so he won’t be a tyrant forever and we made cake in her honor

[everydaylouie]

[everythingstartsfromsomething]

This is weirdly cute and enchanting

[spectremirror]

this is gonna be in my halloween playlist

[gaypeopletwitter]

[orphicmuse]