My Mindless Babblings

Hopefully you can enjoy the various talents I have to offer.

[thestorywriter]

Logging in to this account for the first time for years lol who still active?

[6balls]

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

[blueeyeswhitedragon]

[yikyakapp-blog]

[shitpostgenerator]

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

[lordmeowdemort]

Why are yall even surprised that there are killer clowns on the loose honestly this year was made by a shitpost generator I wouldn’t be surprised if the grinch actually steals christmas

[shitpostgenerator]

whoa now

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EAT ICE

[negipecia]

Crunchy

[valuablenaturalresource-deactiv]

Cold. Ice cold.

[elasticitymudflap]

Lov The Cronch

[memelovingbot]

whats up you shitposts loving fucks

[shitpostgenerator]

oh great here comes the meme loving asshole

[oldxxxxxxx]

(quiet chanting) kiss kiss kiss

[pettycentral]

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[seacial]

[supernaturaldelay]

[writing-prompt-s]

You don’t remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.

[tamamoland]

sounds like a dream job

[nevaehtyler]

capitalism is a bitch

[d3fendpop-punk-deactivated20170]

[nerdgul]

Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

[weirdfandomchick]

How much sleep are you getting?

[nerdgul]

Not enough my guy

[heroincowboy]

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

[ladygolem]

Now he’s falling asleep Now she’s calling a cab

[thetenderpassion]