inactive.

old account.

[thestrangebeingyouarent]

Hi, before you request something..

(IMPORTANT): hi, its mee, el!! you might know me as sarcastic-stupefy!! i changed my @ and profile pic!!

I will not write..

- smut

- ships that make me uncomfortable (age differences, inc3st)

I will write..

almost everything if it's not on the list above, so:

- fluff

- angst (with or without happy ending)

- explicit jokes/hinting at smut (probably in the form of a joke, because that me lmao)

Remember: i don't always have time or inspiration to write everything, but i am trying and i appreciate every prompt and message <33

- el

[bloomingcockroaches]

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mary, dorcas and marlene!! the best sapphics <3

[thestrangebeingyouarent]

OMG JO THIS IS ABSOLUTELY STUNNING

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i can go anywhere i want, just not home...

headcanon that harry's eyesight is only as bad as it is because hagrid tucked james' old ones into his blankets to give him something of his parents before dropping him off at the dursley's and as harry got older he started wearing it to have a piece of his dad with him

[please ignore the fact that harry looks a lot younger than his age at the time, i couldn't find a decent reference!]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[caseyd1a]

[plancinginthemoonlight]

I feel so called out

[mischief-marauders]

Sirius (testing Lily’s veritaserum)

Lily (squinting): Is it working?

Sirius (shrugging): I don’t know, ask me something

Marlene: Do you have any secrets you’re keeping?

Sirius (red faced and breathing hard): N-no

Lily (laughing): He’s fighting it! It is working! Just say it Sirius, no one’s gonna hurt you

Sirius (nervously): During our third year, Marlene asked me what product I use to get my eye lashes to look so good and I told her that I rub butter on them to make them look like that

Marlene (speechless)

Sirius (crying): It was a lie! I lied because I wanted to mess with you and every time I saw you take a little cup of butter to your room, I laughed! My eyelashes aren’t naturally this nice, I use mascara and I let you rub butter on your eyelashes for months!

Lily (confused): What the fuck, how deranged do you have to be to trick someone into rubbing butter on their eyelashes?

Marlene (angrily shoving Sirius): You fucking bitch! I smelled like butter for months and it gave me acne!

Sirius (sobbing): Last year Lily called me stupid so I slipped eye of newt in her potion so it exploded in her face! I have a severe distrust of authority and I’m extremely claustrophobic to the point where Regulus locked me in a closet one time and I accidentally set it on fire to escape and then a year later I snuck into the Slytherin dorms and rubbed hot sauce inside his underwear so he’d get a burn and everyone would think he had an STD-

Lily (horrified): Sirius you can stop now, it works-

Sirius (sobbing): I used James’ razor that he uses to shave his face on my body one time because he tripped me and I didn’t tell him! Sometimes when I’m bored, I’ll go the muggle section of the library and look up muggle laws and see which ones I can break. I’m currently wanted for tax evasion in France.

Lily (horrified): Okay we’re done here-

Remus (walking in): What‘s happening?

Sirius (crying): What the fuck is a tax? Then there was the time James flirted with Regulus so I convinced him to stick his finger in a power outlet and when he got shocked I pretended that I didn’t know that would happen. And do you guys remember that one time that Snape was chased around Hogsmeade by a large, black dog? That was m-

Remus (clamping his hand on Sirius’ mouth and dragging him out of the room): Nope! That’s enough for today!

[thestrangebeingyouarent]

tiny wolfstar ficlet for day 22 of #lilgaypestotober : 'ghost'

TW/ ghosts, mentions of afterlife, mentions of death (written from the pov of a ghost)

on ao3

I am the ominous black shape in your peripheral vision. I am the corner in the room your eyes keep going to. I am the demon of your past you can’t bring yourself to forget. I am the ghost you see when hugging your wife, or taking care of your child. I am the memory you wonder about. Would I have been better for you? Would you be happier now, if we had never ended? You love your son, you love your wife, you do. But you loved me too. And maybe you still do, I won’t decide that for you.

But I am a part of you, whether you like it or not. I can see your eyes move to me right at this very moment, but before you can blink, I've become transparent again.

I think you know that I’m here. I’m not sure what you think about that, but you won’t tell her. Your wife.

So when she was at work, and your son was reading, you were looking at my little corner. Once I almost appeared, but I couldn't. We ended for a reason. And I think you know that too. I am only here because I needed to know if you were going to be alright. You are. It’s time for you to let me go. And then I’ll wait for you.

I think I sensed the moment you were slowly letting yourself move on. It wasn’t noticeable to others. But I saw. I saw how your eyes were on me only once a week, once every two weeks, till, eventually, it became once a month.

And so I appear now. And you see me. The shape in your peripheral vision, a man, a friend, a lover, me. And you whisper.

“Goodbye.”

And I smile. Because you don’t need me anymore, Remus. You will be alright, and that's all I ever wanted. Even if it’s in a life without me.

And so, I don’t cry as the little life I had left fades away. I don’t cry as my corner in your house becomes yours again. I don’t cry as I see you turn your head, knowing that the next time you’ll see me is in death. I won’t cry.

Goodbye, my love.

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remus for 'ghost'

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dorlene for ethereal

[altafpatel]

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

[claireslash]

Reblog to literally save a life

[maximasmac]

whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”

[ijaazat]

music edition

[mottlemoth]

Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

[engardetoreador]

aren’t we all just trying to be morticia addams just a little bit

[malkavian-rights-activist]

Some of us are trying to be Gomez actually

[engardetoreador]

honorable. respectable. where would we be without you

[soyeahso]

There are a couple of things about current shipping culture that confuse me.  

1. The focus on whether or not a pairing will become canon as a reason people should ship something or not.  Do you not understand what the “transformative” part of “transformative works” means?”

2. This idea that saying “I ship that” means “I think that, as presented in canon,this is a perfect, healthy relationship that everyone should model their relationship after.” 

Sometimes shipping something does mean that.  Sometimes shipping something means “Person A is a trash bag who doesn’t deserve person B but I would love to explore how Person A might grow to deserve Person B.” Sometimes it means “I want these characters to live together forever in a conflict free domestic AU.”  Sometimes it means “I want Person A to forever pine after Person B.  Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts.”  And sometimes it just means you like their faces and want to see Person A and Person B bone in various configurations and universes. 

[mominmudville]

Listen to your parents, kids.

[handypolymath]

This really should be one of a handful of Public Service Announcements randomly and chronically inserted into one’s dash.

[violent-darts]

Hell man sometimes it means “these two are TERRIBLE and I want to watch them burn like a catastrophic forest fire as a proxy for all the shit I don’t actually want in real life (like to light my own apartment on fire and scream) and then laugh at the destruction at the end.” 

[mikkeneko]

All “I ship it” really means – really – is “I think there’s a story in those two, and I want to hear it.”

[mad-madam-m]

All “I ship it” really means – really – is “I think there’s a story in those two, and I want to hear it.”

[drop-the-raincoat]

LOUDER

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lionflower

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plant bbys

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[thestrangebeingyouarent]

THEYRE SO CUTEE I LOVE THIS SO MUCHH

[waltzedintherain]

i’ve started watching marvel movies resulting in me being heartbroken over bucky barnes 24/7777777

(also i’m working on expressions!! i think these turned out pretty alright)

[thestrangebeingyouarent]

VIO VIO VIO VIO VIO HI THIS IS EVERYTHING HELLO THIS IS AMAZING OHMYGOF TRGSDSFDHADGHDFSG GK ADLKGLHLF;