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Canon Ilya's not quite crazy enough to baby trap Shane by stealing one of his condoms and impregnating a surrogate with Shane's sperm and an egg Ilya legally owns (he found a look alike donor), sparking the first international baby trapping between two men custody case in human history
but he's well. not *that* far away from that level of crazy
i NEED rose landry to come visit shane and ilya and subsequently meet the centaurs. i know they would be so embarrassing around her: wyatt asking all these nerdy questions about the x-squad movies, troy trying to suss out if she knows adrien dela cruz, and holmberg trying to shoot his shot.
but they aren’t ready for the force that is rose landry. she matches their freak at every beat. and most importantly, she makes shane hollander hilarious. he’s drinking, he’s gossiping, he’s giggling, he’s divulging things about his and ilya’s sex life that he would never tell the centaurs alone.
and once the rose landry leaves with shane and ilya, harris is like, “wow, never thought i’d see shane hollander queen out. good for him.”
you have to consciously unlearn racism and continue to watch for it because it will come out without realizing. because so much of society is structured around it. shrugging and going "i dont care" or "i dont know how else to say it" means you are okay with being racist and hurting other people with how much you dont give a shit about them.
The pyromancer always wins
> “mannish features”
> look inside
> literally just common physical traits among women of colour
you can’t separate transmisogyny from racism. the radical feminism movement is so overwhelmingly white because their idea of what a woman is is so thoroughly steeped in white supremacy.
You can’t separate transmisogyny from racism. Very important to remember
Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?
I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."
I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street
could u draw more Eepy mumscarian
Yah <3
one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.
and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.
can you imagine.
[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]
reading Alchemised and Algospeak at the same time is crazy because I really thought I could have told you which one would piss me off more but alas. it's Algospeak. SenLinYu may be a fanfic writer who scrubbed off the serial numbers to go trabpub but Adam Aleksic insists on calling himself an influencer and it turns out I do respect that less.
update yeah he said that. I'm gonna kill this dude
I guess if nothing else this did drill pretty directly to the most grating thing about his book (as someone not familiar with any of his tiktok work), which is his tendency to point out linguistic trends he's noticed with absolutely no political analysis attached at all
so anyway that's a DNF for Algospeak l m a o
the thing is that it felt so half-baked from the jump because Aleksic would be saying things like "yeah influencers who have or can approximate American or British accents (as long as they're the most "correct" and palatable American or British accents) do way better than any other content, so a lot of people stop using their native accents and try to sound more Western" and you the reader think okay well that's horrifying but Aleksic as the author just goes "isn't that interesting? well anyway, moving on!" like yeah man it is interesting, in a really awful way. would you like to comment on it at all?
for the record Aleksic was already on thin ice with me from the first page of Algospeak because he decided to start as incendiary as possible by talking about the word "unalive" and making the case that it's just the inevitable result of The Youth making up new words and anyone upset about it is being needlessly reactionary. the broader implications of The Youth growing up accustomed to censoring conversations about "sensitive topics" so severely that it bleeds into their real life communication was not interesting to him
i tried to find the original post but it’s either private or deleted. i can’t find generic naem either.
Fuck
ascending these killer tags
also #myshane has an otterbox case which ilya makes fun of and #myilya doesnt use a phone case at all
crucially shane still cracks his phone while ilya’s remains unharmed and shane is SO mad about it
literally Shane dropped it ONE TIME. livid. ilya never lets it go.
meanwhile ilya’s phone has been
dropped down the stairs
dropped on the ice
dropped in the lake
dropped in the bath
stood on in the dressing room by at least three different skate-wearing ottawa centaurs
bitten by anya
left on the roof of shane’s car for about 10 mins at 20-40mph
and is still inexplicably in pristine condition
(Ilya has a box of identical iPhones in the back of his closet)
This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.
the amount of ace, aroace, + sex-repulsed ppl leaving support on this post is rly heartwarming
also this goes without saying but is also true of ppl who do sex work for used to do sex work. an accountant’s boss finding out that they used to do sex work shouldn’t be a career ender. a restaurant worker shouldn’t be fired bc they have an OnlyFans.
Yes, yes, yes and yes.
you know what i don't see enough in fics?? ilya calling shane молодец / molodets. here's some words from a random guy on quora:
the best praise in the russian language? does shane hollander not deserve that??? wouldn’t it be neat if ilya called him that as shane takes a good pounding?? just as a treat??? i think shane would like that, actually
Autumn Hill left a Prairieland ICE facility protest before it turned violent. She was still sentenced to 50 years as part of Trump's war on
They're sending a trans woman to prison for life over the fact that she attended an anti-ICE protest where a cop died (she had already left the protest when the 'violence' started)
Okay we've seen the upper limits of what an astronomical budget for filmmaking can do. Let's cap the budget at $500,000 for a few years and see what film teams forced to get creative and utilize unknown actors produce.
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Excellent addition. The budget is now $250,000.
