don't hate, appreciate

hang loose my bros

[sexhaver]

if i had to watch this bottle of water get cuckolded then so do you

[neo-soulless]

😧😧😧😧

[shrump-scampi]

thottled water

[adulthoodisokay]

it’s been fun, but i think it’s time to delete the internet forever

[ruinedchildhood]

[allycattiny]

I’ve genuinely seen this ad on TV 😂

[markv5]

[glassbonespaperskin]

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys

[warmbooze-blog]

this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own unique category of post and it’s my favorite category

[cathedralblood-deactivated20161]

Don’t forget about “self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye”

[mortrouge]

[teathattast]

[audible-smiles]

oh Darth Maul’s an alien I always thought he was just really committed to his aesthetic

[audible-smiles]

half of the reblogs on this post are annoying people telling me that technically ALL Star Wars characters are aliens, and the other half are like this:

[powerburial]

most parents : afraid their child will find their gun and get hurt

me: afraid my son will find my protein powder and get too strong and then he has to be my dad

[smallllsnaomi-deactivated201712]

iconic moment in tv history 

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

a harrowing tale

[petirep]

[monkeysky]

this is unfair because by combining two unrelateable comics the result is 100x more relateable than either on their own

[isquirtmilkfrommyeye]

The Nintendo systems have changed, but the excitement has remained the same through generations.

[fag]

look at this pup doing his job. contributing to society. amazing

[browsedankmemes]

[hedancedhisdid]

[cerviceps]

crisp

[markv5]

[neopetsilluminati-deactivated20]

[teathattast]

cronch

[princesstigerbelle]

They screm

They screm for the cronch

[jesustwink]

This is what I opened my tumblr for

[gaycrane-deactivated20210730]

The screaming pigeons are my favourite kind of pigeons