The Surreal Real @thesurrealreal - Tumblr Blog

huffslove

Keep your friends close and frenemies closer

chainsawmansheart

natalieironside

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

breadbird

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

deathbyotpin123

The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

charlesoberonn

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

grifalinas

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

sugarhai

you are a beautiful person with a beautiful soul 🩷 this is true no matter what the scale says

voyage-of-the-porn-spreader

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

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horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

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I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

jehovahhthickness

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

jehovahhthickness

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

ultrafacts

This is an artificial beach constructed in the Seagaia resort along the coastal highway outside the city of Miyazaki Japan, fully indoor climate controlled throughout the year. The water is temperature controlled, the sand granules are specially made so that it gives you the feeling of real sand (apparently REAL sand doesn’t feel real enough), but it doesn’t stick to your body as much. In summer, the top dome can be opened to let in natural light on hot days.

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