Taco

Multifandom. Multishipper. Pfp by @MelodyReaper on twitter. Writer on Ao3 : the_taco_writes

[thetacowrites]

A rage-baiting bored Theo and a pining Draco Malfoy. Whatever could go wrong 😂

Sucker for you is free to read on Ao3.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[noodles-and-tea]

The thing about kids is that they’re so little

[drarrymicrofic]

An introduction and a farewell!

@drarrymicrofic is under new management!

We ( @coppercatbird, @orolin-writes and @angeldog5 ) are thrilled to be taking over moderation of this tumblr account and our discord Drarry Microfics community. This community has been and continues to be so important to all three of us, and we’re so excited to be here!

If you’re new to Drarry or to microfics, we want to welcome you! Micros are a fantastic way to dip your toe in, meet people, and start getting words down on the (paper or metaphorical internet) page. Our pinned post includes all the details, but a few highlights from the new mod team:

* 50 words is our “official” word count, but we encourage you to write as much or as little as your muse inspires. We see and love a huge range of definitions of “micro” here, and we want all of them!

* Whenever relevant, please note M and E ratings, major AO3 warnings (i.e. noncon, MCD, etc.), and/or hate speech so that readers know what to expect

* Our asks are open for prompts (word, song, or image) until further notice

* If you aren’t in the discord server, send us an ask for an invite! We post and chat about prompts, share micros, discuss upcoming events, and more

* We are planning some events starting this summer, so keep an eye out for announcements!

Finally, we want to offer our warmest gratitude for the incredible modding done by @citrusses, @maesterchill, @sweet-s0rr0w, and @tackytigerfic. You all did such an amazing job stewarding this community, and we are so grateful for all of it (and not even a little bit overwhelmed by the shoes we have to fill ☺️)

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Are you profic or proship or both?

i am a normal adult who believes harassing real people over fictional characters is childish, pathetic and a bully behavior. by definition I guess that makes me profic / proship and anti censorship. but the whole profic / proship vs anti label thing is childish and pathetic. if you go and ask a random stranger this question in real life, chances are that they will look at you and go “????? what??? are you okay????”

[the-zenith-calls]

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

[taavicleric]

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

[aphel1on]

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

[thetacowrites]

It saved me for sure. Always greatful for the people I've met online 🫰

[radioactive-earthshine]

Not sure why it's a new trend among fic readers to assume if the fic has not been posted within the week it's inappropriate to comment on it, like the fic has to be hot out of the oven to give feedback for.

I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.

Just comment on the fic. Doesn't matter how old it is.

[mysteryteacup]

Fandom is not social media.

Fandom is not trends.

Fandom is a cross between a library and having a slumber party with your friends.

"Old" means nothing to fic.

[pocket-luv101]

Bruce: Tonight, Young Justice will be assisting us in tracking Penguin's men.

Kon: Great to finally meet Tim's family! Has he ever said anything about me?

Tim: Just mandatory reports.

Jason: Was that 10 page email you wrote about how much you like Superboy's hair a mandatory report because I skipped reading it.

Dick: No, but that email is the reason Batman hasn't stopped glaring at Conner.

Tim: STOP!!

[fellshish]

@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What’s the bar?

[sherl-grey]

actually writing the fic down

[thetacowrites]

Finishing the goddamn fic 😭

[robs-your-robins]

Goon 1: But like why?

Goon 2: Do you ask why the birds fly? The sun why it shines? Just be glad it's happening.

Goon 1: Yeah sure but why?

Goon 2: Because.

Red Hood: The hell are you two yammering about?

Goon 2: The Batman.

Goon 1: I mean, how can the guy move when those pants are literally bursting at the seam. Why does his suit has to be that tight?

Goon 2: It's obviously to stop the clap of those cheeks, bro. Why else?

Red Hood:

[thecrowthatyellsow]

Dick’s not that fond of Jason yet but he’ll get there eventually :))

[starbird-blue]

That’s his son y’all <3

[jonkentism]

Batman!Dami and his coworker who keeps flirting with him while on duty (they’ve been married for 7+ years)

[jasperoura]

I’m completely normal about him

[anoukfreesoul]

He is exactly who he thinks he is.

[pettyrgeo]

Jason and Tim with the boy they claim to hate btw

[herpsandbirds]

Kokoe Poison Frog (Phyllobates aurotaenia), father carrying tadpoles to water source, family Dendrobatidae, endemic to the Pacific Coast of Colombia

Extremely toxic!

photographs by Nuqui herping

[thetacowrites]

Bruce Wayne and his babies