you can think you're fast but i am fastaaa

m • 32 • she/her DNI: minors, TERFS multifandom villain enthusiast, trinity santos protection squad i might have fujoshid a liitle too close to the sun but at least i'm nicely tanned

[arteei]

you use ai baby pictures i use stupid gifs that don’t fit the situation we are not the same

[homunculus-argument]

Ad blocking/reporting should have some sort of an "I never want to see this fucking ad again and if you fail me and show it to me again I will track down where you live and fucking kill you" option.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there are teenagers whose parents met on tinder

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

facebook.com is legally old enough to drink in the u.s.

[juststories-mdni]

Please stop...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

myspace's former user base is mostly middle aged now!

[cleptrophese]

why are you doing this to us

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

netflix is old enough to rent a car!

[queerfield]

“am i bothering you?” no !!!! i really enjoy hearing you happy about your interests and you deserve to have someone who enjoys listening to you !!!!!

[homunculus-argument]

my mom at the age of 32: It sure was a great idea to have a second child with this man who doesn't like me and actively dislikes kids. Surely the first one will enjoy raising it, being a whole year and a half older. I wonder if I can get their father to agree to having a third one back to back.

me at the age of 32: Once I get my tax returns I'm paying off my grocery debt and after that I'm spending whatever's left over on socks and underwear. Perhaps if there's scraps I will splurge and order a pizza.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sometimes fiction doesn’t have a moral to the story. Sometimes fiction points at something and goes “Ever thought about THAT???” And you look at what it’s pointing at for a bit.

[moon-honey-31]

every time i see an edmonton polycule picture i need 5 minutes to just sit there doing this

it's got to be on purpose. she knows. she KNOWS. but do they all know? which of them know. and how much...

[satis-eloquentiae]

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[ryan-sometimes]

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

[ryan-sometimes]

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

[winnie-wine]

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[gothredy]

[kosmogrl]

[fairycosmos]

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[nickythehickey]

there are a few people actually whose blogs just look like this to me and i hope they know i still love them

[nousxpige]

they were so happy to be gay and unstylish