Well This Is A Thing @satis-eloquentiae - Tumblr Blog

I fucking hate that just because I'm gay everyone expects me to conform to some aesthetic, that I should drink weird wine out of a musty old bottle and go to oiled up saxophone concerts on the pier because it's "gay culture". Not all gay people want to hang off the train tracks over a ravine and let go only to miraculously survive! There is no "gay culture" some of us just wanna live in a coastal California town with our dog and family in peace, I'm so tired of these 100+ year old gays making fun of me when I say there's worms in the takeout container!

#this post is for me and my friends who i force this movie upon #t

dawg4aday

OHHHH this is my song!!! [x]

dawg4aday

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f1vegas

mikey misa on the phone to dicky: should i bring my white, cream or eggshell golf shoes to vancouver. or just be safe and bring all three

dicky: im bringing my nerf gun. and 500 things. bullets whatever. youre dead is the point

mikey: do you think macklin might. maybe i dunno. smile at me this time?

dicky suddenly heartfelt lowering the nerf gun: yeah. totally mis, he will for sure. he just didnt know you before. we’re all buddies now

macklin in the grouse grind parking lot pulling his too teeny shorts from his asscrack: oh my god aiden—AIDEN hit the gas GO that kid saw us im not getting out again [pulling the strings of his hoodie until it curls around his face, slinking deeper in the passenger seat] go go go dont roll down the window no! fuck you fuck you—hey whats up dude. you want a pic? yeah of course no problem. thanks bye…. [rolling the window up] fuck you fuck off. GO just go

will in lexington holding rigneys front paws making him dance to pharrells “happy”: mom look at this

never kill yourself you have collin graf to watch on the pk next season

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vancouver-lord-goldeneyes

Girl doesn’t waste a second lmao

pwhl-mybeloved

aureliagaming

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

purecommemasolitude

the cool thing about sports is that none of it is real except the blinding rage you experience while watching them

clytemnestraaa

i do need to stay remembering how teen sports boys are. my 19 yr old cousin was complaining because he went to a lake with his friends and they all called him gay for bringing a towel.